Thirteen Deadly Sims: Episode 06

content warning: Dan is talking about how hot beverages are made again.

I thought that too at first, but you need to be at a certain friendship level before the vampire will agree to turn you. In fact, at one point Abby does click "Ask to turn", but is rejected. Thus, all those points 20 minutes into the video definitely would have failed.

The ending of this episode was amazing. I mean the whole thing was amazing but the ending was especially amazing.

Abby being completely oblivious to the "reverse vampires" reference made me feel so old

My goodness, this series just goes from strength to strength!

Definitely a top 10 GB moments right there at the end.

@ybbaaabby This is the best feature in the history of #content

Oh my god my Drew x Alex fanfic is becoming semi-reality!!!

I've never tried to have lucid dreams, but when I have they've always been weird. Like, I stopped having nightmares when I was young because I would know that they were dreams and so I would change what I could, but I never have full control over my dreams. Instead, they still follow sets of rules. Like, I can fly but only about 50 feet in a U shape. I can breathe underwater by sucking in air particles through my teeth in the water. But even though I know what's going on I can't change the environment and I cannot wake myself up. Once when I was young and in a nightmare I stopped the nightmare but was still in the hellscape of it, and no matter how I tried I could not wake up. So, I had to wait the six hours bored out of my mind until I woke up.

VERY sad Vinny wasn't there to laugh himself silly during the end bit. Please tell me he didn't watch live so someone can film his "live reaction" to that!

This was start to finish hilarious. Thank you for this feature!

Where was vinny btw?

Great stream either way.

This series has made me love the term "Elder Drew".

BLADE is such a good fucking movie. Probably the best comic movie ever made.

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA is easily one of the ten best movies ever made.

I wonder if Abby would've been ok if she pulled exhaustion for herself and had to do Drew

Every week I think there's no way this series can continue delivering on such a high level, but it keeps on doing it

WOOHOO IN BUSH!

the agenda is real

Wait, you had Alex prepare and eat his own birthday cake???

That's genuinely the saddest thing I've heard in weeks.

Prepared half in the bathroom, and eaten without anyone else in the room! Poor Alex.

"You are fucking a Drew in my barf bush"

*Ask if single*

Alex has learned that Drew is married to Drew.

Alex: This Drew appears to be, uh...untaken!

Abbey: That's what I like to hear!

Seriously, ya'll really need a bigger TV in your studio, I guess.

@stoutlager: But why would anyone want to fuck anyone else when you could instead fuck a Drew?

well this series sure has gone places i never thought it would go

casual encounter duder seeking duder , be cool with puke bush

So many great moments in this one. Loving the series!

@weird5cience: as an American, I place McD’s somewhere near the bottom of the fast food fries ranking. They’re pretty inconsistent in quality, and this is just a texture thing on my part, but I’m always going to prefer a thicker cut fry to the thin, oil saturated McDonald’s mess.

just a beautiful love story between a clone and an old man

I can't believe how good this feature is. A++++++

She tried the turn option, and he declined -- you have to be better friends -- and when she asked the vampire options (e.g. vampire history) the dude didn't know anything.

Loved Dan's poop stories in this one

Alex and Drew sittin' in a tree, playing The Sims with Abb-y!

;D

Dan has the most disgusting diet I've ever heard about, so of course his GI track is a mess. All kidding aside, if he doesn't clean that up, he's going to have a hell of a time in about 20-30 years.

I love wearing glasses.

That ending was amazing!

I am so glad Abby added all the Drews after episode 0, that was great.

WOW WA WEe wa

Holy christ this episode went places. Great places! Could not have ended better either. Fuckin' in the puke bushes, aww yeah.

Not sure if you have gotten this feedback before Abby, but if you practice "writing", then you can write books at at skill level 3 I think you can self-publish the book (by going to drop them in the mailbox). That way you get small royalties from books on a daily basis. Pretty good way of passive income for non-working sims....

ALSO.... FANTASTIC SHOW!!!!!!

I did not see a lucid dream conversation entering this series. I love this.

Can the Sims go on a field trip or something?

I have been watching GB content for the last 9 or 10 years and it never ceases to amaze me how even now Dan can say or do things during a stream that paint a nightmarish picture of what goes on (or doesn't) in his brain.

I've never laughed so hard ever since jeremiah came on with wife and salary, great job Abby, Dan and Alex :D

"You're fucking a Drew in my barf bush!" is the greatest sentence of any Giant Bomb video

Jeff owns a professional-grade laser.