This Is the Run: Contra: Hard Corps - Part 08

I have a really bad stye right now and this is making my monstrous self feel so much better. thank you, Browny Dan and Sheena Vinny. SDJ FOREVER

Gotta love how they manage to have forward progress each episode just like with the first contra.

Edit: it would be nice if we could actually watch that progress instead of only the first 12 minutes though! ;)

13 mins... This Is definitely The Run.

EDIT: Oh.

Is this the run?

No idea! The video is incomplete!

"Alright I'm just gonna-"

Well that was anticlimactic.

Video seems to end prematurely, did something go wrong with the recording?

@ybbaaabby

video is pooched

I've got so pumped but the video kind of ends without closure.

It can only mean that this will be The Run.

We need your help @ybbaaabby

@professor_t: It's an incomplete video

Cuts off at 12:57 :(

Oh man they really nailed it this time!

We will never know.

Here?

To make matters even more confusing:

The video's busted.

Amazing video ahaha. "I'm just gonn..."

Fuck.

New video series where the full length video gets posted.

This Is The One.

Just kidding... I think this might be the run, though.

Argh, and they're doing so well too!

Noiman hacked the video!

I was wondering how in the hell they were going to lose five continues in ninety seconds and then the video cut out. I was honestly a little relieved. Thanks for doing these they're baller.

I feel ripped off

Wait wat

Bad upload Abby, video cuts ar 12:57

This is Dusty finish. Now they can claim "Oh we beat the game in Part 8 but the video feed cut out, take our word for it though." Dan is such a heel.

The video is incomplete. Please return to sender.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

(Oh good, it's fixed)

FUCK noiman

The first instance of a devil goat was Black Phillip from a film made in 2015. Right.

As a kid I always thought Noiman's character design was based on a cyberpunk Wayne Knight, since he was the hacker in Jurassic Park and Noiman=Newman from Seinfeld.

YO What is that SCREEN?! I gotta know how they beat that tank

@danryckert: You are correct, Baphomet is the goat you were thinking of.

i really like that movie, blue is the weakest color.

edit: c'mon guys, i expected a bit more of you when it comes to basic demonology and occultism

Lol, what are these boss fights, jesus.

They're never going to internalize that "slide, don't jump" rule they keep reciting, are they?

Progress! Huzzah!

I believe Dan is thinking about Baphomet.

'Baphomet' is the devil goat thing, Bahamut is a different mythological creature.

Baphomet.

Great thing about this series is the better they get, the longer the episodes.

Jesus, what an asshole game.

Love this feature so much. But if I could make one suggestion: as dumb as it sounds could you guys not spoil your progress in the thumbnails? It's hard to get excited when I already know you've beaten Noiman.

Question: If they go after Dead Eye Joe instead of rescuing the scientists, can they bypass that last thing altogether, cause after the mech the guy gets arrested

The whole time they were fighting that dancing robot boss at 22:49, this was all I could think of:

I wish modern games had bosses as crazy as these.

"Let us leave this dinosaur!" - Dan yelling angrily at the indifferent Contra gods.

This game is flashy and fun to watch, but I feel like the encounter designs are not as good as other Contra games.

Bahamūt is a giant fish who helps hold up the world in medieval Arabic cosmology. Baphomet is a sick looking satanic goat that a guy in the 1800's came up with to slander the knights templar as devil worshippers.

Baphomet got added to D&D's first edition monster manual II as a demon lord. I presume final fantasy stole it from that and changed the spelling back to Bahamut.

dinosaur sneeze for 2018 best surprise

How you not gonna know about my boy Baphomet?

"This could be a dinosaur head or someth–. Yup."