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Unfinished: Beast Battle Simulator 08/23/2017

Dan and Vinny use this game to solve one of life's greatest mysteries: what dies first, a stegosaurus with a mini-gun or your computer's frame-rate?

Sometimes we look at a game before it's done. When that's the case? Well... it must be Unfinished.

Aug. 24 2017

Cast: Vinny, Dan

Posted by: Abby

In This Episode:

Beast Battle Simulator

113 Comments

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I don't know what this is yet, but I like monkeys/gorillas/dinosaurs/guns :)

edit: I no longer like any of these things

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Oh goodness

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Umm..... alright

*straps in*

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Well, this is absolutely something.

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This is my favorite episode of Dino-Riders.

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awesome

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Want. More. Carnage.

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I want to see this trend end in an Early Access Game Developer Battle simulator, complete with wacky-walkin' physics-y Steam publishing and patch note writing.

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That's why I love Giant Bomb. "We play it so you don't have to."

Edit: Actually looks like it could be fun to mess around with. Considering that this is Early Access the controls and UI are likely to improve. I'm going to keep my eye on this.

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What, no sharks?!

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Caution: viewing this while drinking your morning coffee may be hazardous to your health/monitor/keyboard/desk.

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This is a good Quick Look.

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I wanna see that monkey movie but with seagulls instead.

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This is probably my favorite Unfinished of the year.

A dumb early access sandbox game with Dan on the controls and Vinny back-seat driving is just perfect *chef's kiss*

I wish this video was longer though.

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Finally, the great shark vs grizzly vs trex debate of 2009 can be settled.

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Thank you for this.

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I have never laughed as hard watching any Gbomb video as I have with this one.

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Unfinished of what looks like a bad game with Vinny?! *grabs popcorn*

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Is this e-sports?

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Man, that was freaking hilarious, great video!

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a r t

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they weren't kidding on the bombcast. The new Madden IS different.

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I take back everything I've ever said, video games were not a mistake.

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Because you love them right?

I don't know what this is yet, but I like monkeys/gorillas/dinosaurs/guns :)

edit: I no longer like any of these things

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That freeze-frame of the gorilla made me lose it. So majestic!

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Better than PUBG.

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Nature is amazing.

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I want more of this.

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Oh shit it's my boy Triple D Ryckert

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"I'm a donkey." -Dan Ryckert.

Truer words have never been spoken.

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Dan I don't think a blow up dog is the correct term for the bomb dogs as you called it ?

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I wish this was several more hours long I have tears in my eyes what a game

Just like dad used to say "sometimes you're the weaponized pig, sometimes you're the flaming t rex"

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Seagulls are Savage.

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this is so funny my god

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Please just stream this all during a 24 hour extra life

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what a season, what a season

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13:19: Vinny "Someones hissing at me as well"

Don't worry Vinny, thats Just PETA.

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Nononononononononoohgodwhatisthatthumbnailpleasehelpmeohgodwhyohwhyohwhy

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A game to bring out Dan and Vinny's respective inner children through coming up with stories for dinosaurs and animals fighting each other - with some of the latter occasionally tooled-up, and all of them primed to explode into fountains of blood and gore. Videos-wise, I enjoyed this one a whole bunch.

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This is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen, and I loved every second of it.

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A dark horse emerges for Game of the Year!

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Best quick look ever. I am dying here hhaha

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Clearly we needed Danny O'Dwyer in this to help explain the rules of this zany European sport.

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what fresh hell is this game

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Looks like some assets straight out of Unity store and some bad programming. You know something is so wrong that most likely it will not be fixed when frame rate improves when simple AI functions stop and complex rag doll physics start. Also the price is way too much...

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This video made my Thursday. This game has Dan written all over it, and I loved how Vinny just dived in head first with the ridiculous suggestion of animal/weapon combos.

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"Give them shotguns. Like an ostrich with a shotgun sounds terrifying. They're fast. They're the assault class. They get in there, they have two actions."

Vinny you beautiful subtle shade throwing monster. Bravo sir, bravo.