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    Team Fortress 2

    Game » consists of 12 releases. Released Oct 10, 2007

    The long-awaited sequel to the class-based first-person shooter Team Fortress Classic sports a unique cartoony visual style, more accessible gameplay, and a very large amount of updates and new features since its original release.

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    Edited By neurotech

    What is the difference between an engineer and a parasite?


    An engineer builds, a parasite asks: 'Where's the dispenser?'
    An engineer creates, a parasite says, 'What will BLUthink?'
    An engineer invents, a parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of Valve...'
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    #1  Edited By neurotech

    What is the difference between an engineer and a parasite?


    An engineer builds, a parasite asks: 'Where's the dispenser?'
    An engineer creates, a parasite says, 'What will BLUthink?'
    An engineer invents, a parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of Valve...'
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    #2  Edited By KarmaPolice

    Ha! Thats pretty great.

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    #3  Edited By coakroach

    Is an Engineer not entitled to the glow of his teleporter?

    No says the man from Washington, it belongs to the most lethal

    No says the man from Moscow, it belongs to the most slow

    No says the man from Berlin, it belongs to the man that heals everybody

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    #4  Edited By BrainSpecialist

    This is the best thread ever.

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    #5  Edited By ozzdog12

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    #6  Edited By ajamafalous
    @BrainSpecialist said:

    This is the best thread ever.

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    #7  Edited By BisonHero

    It wasn't impossible to build this teleporter exit deep in the enemy's base. It was impossible to build it anywhere else.

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    #8  Edited By valrog

    Haha, love where this is going.

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