If you see me on the giantbomb server, and doing something stupid and n00bish, let me know. I'm really trying to get better. I'm open to any kind of strategy and tactics advice for maps, game modes, and classes.
 

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And get some hats, apparently thats more important than winning. 

@StaticFalconar said:

And get some hats, apparently thats more important than winning.

Clearly this man has played some TF2 in his time.

Cover that head of yours with some sort of head apparel. That's lesson number one. Lesson number two is stand on the point. You bump into spies. That's pretty much it. 

As others have mentioned, a glorious headwear to be shown to others is of extreme importance. Other stuff includes burning Spies and backstabbing Engineers.