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    The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    Game » consists of 30 releases. Released Nov 11, 2011

    The fifth installment in Bethesda's Elder Scrolls franchise is set in the eponymous province of Skyrim, where the ancient threat of dragons, led by the sinister Alduin, is rising again to threaten all mortal races. Only the player, as the prophesied hero the Dovahkiin, can save the world from destruction.

    Ever wanted to see a horse riding a horse?

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    Bollard

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    #1  Edited By Bollard
    Well now you have.
    Well now you have.

    I know this thread has like, 0 discussion value, so I guess feel free to share your own random ass weird Skyrim screenshots or any tales of horse related shenanigans you've seen!

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    #2  Edited By mandude
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    I learned not to mess with giants pretty early on. Pretty sure it was a glitch, but the lesson sunk in fast.

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    #3  Edited By Bollard

    @mandude: Nah that's definitely intentional ;P

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    #4  Edited By Twitchey
    @mandude said:
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    I learned not to mess with giants pretty early on. Pretty sure it was a glitch, but the lesson sunk in fast.

    I remember when this happened to me. 
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    #5  Edited By Bollard

    As an added bonus, here's an action shot of my horse checking out the other horses getting it on:

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    Ramone

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    #6  Edited By Ramone

    This thread is disgusting

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    #7  Edited By coakroach

    @Chavtheworld said:

    As an added bonus, here's an action shot of my horse checking out the other horses getting it on:

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    ...More

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    #8  Edited By 49th

    Related

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    #9  Edited By Cupids_Hitman

    I saw something like this once, except it was two mountain goats. It was pretty funny.

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    #10  Edited By Milkman

    Bam, there it is.

    I guess.

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    #11  Edited By mandude

    Man, horses seem so out of place in this game. We should be riding mountain goats, all the way.

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    #12  Edited By ChromaticPanther

    @mandude said:

    Man, horses seem so out of place in this game. We should be riding mountain goats, all the way.

    Go back to Ironforge. Real men ride horses.

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    #13  Edited By themangalist
    @ChromaticPanther said:

    @mandude said:

    Man, horses seem so out of place in this game. We should be riding mountain goats, all the way.

    Go back to Ironforge. Real men ride horses.

    ... omg.
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    #14  Edited By The_Laughing_Man
    @Chavtheworld said:

    As an added bonus, here's an action shot of my horse checking out the other horses getting it on:

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    Dude....broke back mountain... 
     
    The two tents...two horses...
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    #15  Edited By McGhee

    In Skyrim, horse rides you! Wait, what?

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    #16  Edited By selbie

    @Chavtheworld said:

    As an added bonus, here's an action shot of my horse checking out the other horses getting it on:

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    WTFDEMONHORSETOTHERIGHT!

    Or is that an actual horse you can get?

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    #17  Edited By Flappy

    @selbie: That's totally a horse you can get. His name is Shadowmare and he wrecks things.

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     Big story sequences are significantly less dramatic when your character has an arrow sticking through his head.
     Big story sequences are significantly less dramatic when your character has an arrow sticking through his head.
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    #19  Edited By Khadyn

    @selbie: Correct me if I'm wrong but, I think you can get a horse from the Dark Brotherhood and it's badass looking...

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    #20  Edited By buzz_killington

    Pretty sure I also saw this in Red Dead.

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    #21  Edited By FunExplosions

    This is not horse related, but fuck yeah 

     
     
     Oh yeah, and I stole his motherfucking soul.

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    #22  Edited By AhmadMetallic
     My horse is too hardcore for other horses, it sexes rocks
     My horse is too hardcore for other horses, it sexes rocks
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    #23  Edited By tekmojo

    @FunExplosions said:

    This is not horse related, but fuck yeah ......DEATH....... Oh yeah, and I stole his motherfucking soul.

    "Hey look at these stars they are so pretty toni...UGHGhhh..." /sadface

    What city is that btw?

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    #24  Edited By GunslingerPanda

    @FunExplosions: What? I've been trying to kill kids all week and the little fuckers are immortal.

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    #25  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

    And then people bitch about the game being buggy...this is AWESOME!

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    #26  Edited By Video_Game_King

    What should I reference? The mean bear from Super Scribblenauts, or the Amazing Horse? Both seem appropriate yet irrelevant.

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    #27  Edited By FunExplosions
    @tekmojo said:

    @FunExplosions said:

    This is not horse related, but fuck yeah ......DEATH....... Oh yeah, and I stole his motherfucking soul.

    "Hey look at these stars they are so pretty toni...UGHGhhh..." /sadface

    What city is that btw?

    Solitude. I was playing tag. 
     
    @GunslingerPanda said:

    @FunExplosions: What? I've been trying to kill kids all week and the little fuckers are immortal.

    A mod. The best mod. If you have it on the pc, here you go. Might be able to mod the 360 version, too, but I don't know how to do that crazy stuff.
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    #28  Edited By Ravenlight
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    Quite a few burrowing animals in Skyrim
    Quite a few burrowing animals in Skyrim
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    #29  Edited By selbie

    Fuck I love Skyrim.

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    #30  Edited By Funkydupe

    @SuperfluousMoniker: Haha. Tullius is trying to pretend he hasn't noticed it. Nice headshot by whoever sent the arrow your way.

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    #31  Edited By TobbRobb

    @ChromaticPanther: Real VIKINGS only ride very tiny horses and never ever use them in battle.

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    #32  Edited By mandude

    @ChromaticPanther: Whatever that's referencing is totally lost on me...

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    #33  Edited By Shadow

    It's been seen a lot by now, but...

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    #34  Edited By petervs

    Horses also need some alone time

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    #35  Edited By AhmadMetallic
    @Petervs said:

    Horses also need some alone time

    2 do wat
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    #36  Edited By ahoodedfigure
    @SuperfluousMoniker: I never quite understood why they kept the arrow thing. Maybe sticking out of shields would be cool, but sticking out of your body, especially your head, makes you look more like you have necrosis and can't feel it than anything heroic. But goofy, it definitely does that.
     
    As much as part of me hopes that some future ES game will get rid of all the random weirdness, the other part revels in this odd shit. It wants to know just how high a stack of horses can theoretically go...
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    #37  Edited By Tennmuerti

    I'm just here for the horse sex.

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    #38  Edited By SlashDance
    Welcome to the Bee and Barb.
    Welcome to the Bee and Barb.
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    #39  Edited By Neferon

    Ladies and gentlemen.. After saladface I give thee...... 
     

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    Beardman! 
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    #40  Edited By Yanngc33

    Horses are such a joke in this game. A joke in the sense that they're horribly animated when you compare them to Red Dead's. I love how they have the same walking animation when underwater or that when falling they continue their walk animation

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    #41  Edited By gabha

    This thread is hot!

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    #42  Edited By swoxx

    @SuperfluousMoniker: Wow, what's that from? I did the full civil war and finished the mainquest and never saw that :O

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    #43  Edited By MideonNViscera

    I once saw a horse ride a man . . . I think he died from internal bleeding though.

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    #44  Edited By Bollard

    @SuperfluousMoniker said:

    Big story sequences are significantly less dramatic when your character has an arrow sticking through his head.
    Big story sequences are significantly less dramatic when your character has an arrow sticking through his head.

    Ahaha that's fantastic!

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    Quite a few burrowing animals in Skyrim
    Quite a few burrowing animals in Skyrim

    Apparently your animals think they are ostriches ahaha!

    @AhmadMetallic said:

    My horse is too hardcore for other horses, it sexes rocks
    My horse is too hardcore for other horses, it sexes rocks

    Why is your horse called Wolf? :P

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    #45  Edited By byrjun
    Thread Approved
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    #46  Edited By SpaceDandie

    allow me to introduce you two. horse meet horse

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    #47  Edited By theguy

    The demon horse is Shadowmere, you get him/her/it from the dark brotherhood questline. His health regenerates so fast he's pretty hard to kill and he can sprint for longer. He is more aggressive though so he will charge at everything.

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    @Swoxx: I didn't join either side (although I picked up the quest to join the Imperial Legion and it actually caused issues). At the point in the main quest where you are trying to convince the Jarl of Whiterun to let you trap a dragon in the castle, he says that he won't do it because of the war. When you go back to ask the greybeards (or maybe it was that other guy, Ellis or whatever his name was) they suggest trying to start a peace council so you have to talk the Imperials and Stormcloaks into attending the meetings. Maybe it doesn't happen if you have already taken a side and you're instead tasked with doing something to give the side you picked an advantage?
     
    Also of note, like I said I had picked up the quest to join the Imperial Legion wayyy back at the beginning of the game and never did it, well when I went to Tullius to ask him to go to the peace council he wouldn't give me the time of day, I didn't even get a conversation menu until I completed the quest, and then I had to actually join the Legion before the option to ask him to attend the meeting popped up. So good advice to anyone is don't pick up the quests relating to joining a side on the civil war unless you intend to follow through!
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    #49  Edited By TomA

    @Chavtheworld said:

    Well now you have.
    Well now you have.

    I know this thread has like, 0 discussion value, so I guess feel free to share your own random ass weird Skyrim screenshots or any tales of horse related shenanigans you've seen!

    Lol.

    I came out of the College, and there was a dragon in front of me. I smacked it in the face with Dawnbreaker, and I fell through the world. Best game ever.

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    #50  Edited By stinky

    @TomA: i lost my Dawnbreaker. some undead guy shouted it out of my hands and after the battle it was nowhere to be seen again.

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