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    The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    Game » consists of 30 releases. Released Nov 11, 2011

    The fifth installment in Bethesda's Elder Scrolls franchise is set in the eponymous province of Skyrim, where the ancient threat of dragons, led by the sinister Alduin, is rising again to threaten all mortal races. Only the player, as the prophesied hero the Dovahkiin, can save the world from destruction.

    Guys, seriously, arrow in the knee jokes are getting old.

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    #101  Edited By Mystyr_E

    It's getting really irritating but c'est la vie with memes, even on this site.

    Remember "rider meet horse"? or that wizard one or that "no one trailer..." one. What's worse is that the Skyrim one isn't even funny

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    #102  Edited By George_Hukas

    @Mystyr_E: I would tend to agree, but after playing Skyrim, I realize meme is simply a testament to how poorly implemented ambient AI dialogue is. This takes me out of the game more than any glitch ever will.

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    #103  Edited By NekuSakuraba

    Someone stole my sweetroll, then I put an arrow in their knee.

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    #104  Edited By NekuSakuraba

    @Mystyr_E said:

    "rider meet horse"

    Horse meet rider.

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    #105  Edited By hockeymask27

    no meme should have all that power.

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    #106  Edited By BlinkyTM

    No one arrow should have all that power.

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    #107  Edited By MiniPato

    @themangalist:

    You'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead.

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    #108  Edited By Toxin066

    I use to take arrows in the knee like you, but then I FUS RO DAH.

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    #109  Edited By Skald

    I stopped doing internet memes the day I took a lance to the groin.

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    #110  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

    I'm kind of getting scared now.
      

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    #111  Edited By Hourai

    You disrespect the law, you disrespect me.

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    #112  Edited By McGhee

    @themangalist:

    Some people would call your threads junk. Me? I call them treasures.

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    #113  Edited By Mrsignerman44

    I don't know why, but I still laugh everytime I see someone use this joke.

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    #114  Edited By Vinny_Says

    ALL YOUR KNEES ARE BELONG TO ARROWS

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    #115  Edited By Subjugation

    I used to get angry at pointless things, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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    #116  Edited By Hizang
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    Let me guess... Someone stole your sweet roll.

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    #117  Edited By jacksukeru

    @TheDudeOfGaming said:

    I'm kind of getting scared now.

    That was actually really terrible. Except for the part where the girl was topless, that was O K.

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    #118  Edited By KimChi4U
    @Mystyr_E

    It's getting really irritating but c'est la vie with memes, even on this site.

    Remember "rider meet horse"? or that wizard one or that "no one trailer..." one. What's worse is that the Skyrim one isn't even funny

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    I used to think this way just like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

    Have you tried mercenary work? It might suit you.

    I work for Belethor at the General Goods Store.

    Another foreigner here to lick my father's boots. Good Job. ( or something like that )

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    I used to think this meme was funny, but then I took an arrow to the knee. :P

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    #120  Edited By tim_the_corsair

    Yo dawg, I heard you like arrows in knees, so I put an arrow in your knee so you can get an arrow in your knee while you get an arrow in your knee.

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    #121  Edited By TheChaos

    @TaliciaDragonsong said:

    Ignore it, it'll pass. That, or it'll take an arrow to the knee, etc.

    It's the new "the cake is a lie" it's gonna be around for a while unfortunately.

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    #122  Edited By Slaker117

    It's dumb, but it's over-saturation is appropriate, seeing how it's making fun of repetitive dialogue.

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    #123  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming
    @TheChaos said:

    @TaliciaDragonsong said:

    Ignore it, it'll pass. That, or it'll take an arrow to the knee, etc.

    It's the new "the cake is a lie" it's gonna be around for a while unfortunately.

    It's because Skyrim is so big. It may be stupid, but it's a perfect testament to the power of Elder Scrolls! Oh and also, i used to be something, then something happened to my knee...now laugh. After several hours of repeating the same shit on youtube, it stopped being funny.
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    #124  Edited By CptChiken

    It is pretty stupid.

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    #125  Edited By wealllikepie

    i used to be a sensitive little bitch like op, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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    #126  Edited By Yossarian

    Over 9,000.

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    #127  Edited By briangodsoe

    Chuck Norris used to say he was never gonna give you up, but then he took an arrow to the knee! *cue guile music*

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    #128  Edited By Winternet

    Arrow in the knee jokes were getting old. But, then I took an arrow in the knee.

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    #129  Edited By bravetoaster

    Just about every video I've seen on YouTube has this as their top-rated comment. Look at the Viva La Vida video and you see, "I used to rule the world, but then I took an arrow to the knee!"

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    #130  Edited By valrog

    @themangalist: Yeah, don't got to Funnyjunk... It used to be a funny site, but then it took an overused meme to the knee.

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    #131  Edited By Karl_Boss

    Chuck Norris jokes got old years ago but they are still around.

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    #132  Edited By CL60

    @Unknown_Pleasures said:

    Chuck Norris jokes got old years ago but they are still around.

    Chuck Norris jokes weren't old.. but then they took an arrow to the knee.

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    #133  Edited By VisariLoyalist

    I used to think arrow in the knee jokes were funny, then I took an arrow to the knee

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    #134  Edited By Brenderous

    I used to complain about internet memes, but then I grew up.

    But that also may have had to do with the fact that I took an arrow in the knee.

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    #135  Edited By Arker101

    @CL60 said:

    @Unknown_Pleasures said:

    Chuck Norris jokes got old years ago but they are still around.

    Chuck Norris jokes weren't old.. but then they took an arrow to the knee.

    Chuck Norris took an arrow to the knee, and then became an adventurer.

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    #136  Edited By Mystyr_E

    I for one NEVER understood memes but I'm not GONNA say they don't GIVE me a smile sometimes. YOU can say I try to avoid them but they get all UP in your face and can NEVER be completely avoided. How are you GONNA even attempt to avoid them? I can't LET these affect me too much and neither should YOU. The degree of annoyance I feel all comes DOWN to how often they pop up while I'm browsing.

    I'm not saying memes are NEVER funny but people are always GONNA go too far and RUN the jokes into the ground. Look AROUND on the web AND You see new ones popping up all the time. Memes are a poor form of expression in what seems sometimes like a DESERT of creativity. To reiterate I try to avoid Memes and so should YOU.

    So yeah...

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    #137  Edited By fattony12000

    Nintendo Wii!? GET IT? WII!?!?!?!?!? THE NINTENDO...WII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHA

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    #138  Edited By Loyal_Dragoon

    @Winternet said:

    Arrow in the knee jokes were getting old. But, then I took an arrow in the knee.

    Because of your profile pic, i read that in a Max Payne voice.

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    #139  Edited By TheGreatGuero

    I saw an "arrow in the knee" comment on almost every video I watched on youtube yesterday.

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    #140  Edited By AhmadMetallic
    @ZeForgotten said:
    There used to be a bunch of adventurers around here. Then I started kneecapping them with arrows. 
    Hahaha, I'm laughing my lungs out
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    #141  Edited By themangalist
    @Tim_the_Corsair said:

    Yo dawg, I heard you like arrows in knees, so I put an arrow in your knee so you can get an arrow in your knee while you get an arrow in your knee.

    Yo dawg I herd you liek guard duty so i put an arrow in your knee while ur cousin gets to fight dragons.
     
    @Mystyr_E
    Best post I've read in weeks.
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    #142  Edited By Svenzon

    I had just posted a comment about memes because of this, when someone I haven't talked to in a while IM'ed me that fucking line. Internet memes are a fucking pest.

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    #143  Edited By Chalian

    So i herd u liek mudkip -_-

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    #144  Edited By VodkaMedia

    Hey summoner, how about you conjure me up a warm bed? Or something like that...

    I used to remember that line, then I took an arrow in the knee. And then the other knee. And then... a giant. Now I'm ON THE F***ING MOON.

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    #145  Edited By VodkaMedia

    @Arker101 said:

    @CL60 said:

    @Unknown_Pleasures said:

    Chuck Norris jokes got old years ago but they are still around.

    Chuck Norris jokes weren't old.. but then they took an arrow to the knee.

    Chuck Norris took an arrow to the knee, and then became an adventurer.

    That sounded correct, but then...

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    ...I took an arrow to the knee.

    YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!

    EDIT: Two memes in one, where's your arrow NOW?!

    EDIT 2: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then Bethesda released an update.

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    #146  Edited By TehFlan

    @Mystyr_E said:

    I for one NEVER understood memes but I'm not GONNA say they don't GIVE me a smile sometimes. YOU can say I try to avoid them but they get all UP in your face and can NEVER be completely avoided. How are you GONNA even attempt to avoid them? I can't LET these affect me too much and neither should YOU. The degree of annoyance I feel all comes DOWN to how often they pop up while I'm browsing.

    I'm not saying memes are NEVER funny but people are always GONNA go too far and RUN the jokes into the ground. Look AROUND on the web AND You see new ones popping up all the time. Memes are a poor form of expression in what seems sometimes like a DESERT of creativity. To reiterate I try to avoid Memes and so should YOU.

    So yeah...

    Bravo, sir.

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    #147  Edited By Three0neFive

    Fucking internet. Half the people spouting this bullshit don't even know why they're doing it or what the fuck a Skyrim even is. They're just doing it because everyone else it.

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    #148  Edited By ajamafalous

    I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

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    #149  Edited By SpencerTucksen
    @themangalist said:
    It was funny the first time 'round but man, it's a meme that's gonna dying faster than a dead baby (dead baby jokes). It hurts every time i read people comment on Skyrim threads and making the "I used to x like you, but then i took an arrow in the knee." Yes we get it. Haha. Now how bout be more original? How bout say something like "Have you seen the comments on Youtube? They got dumb comments. Dumb. Comments." or something? Common guys. Be creative.
     
    But it still ends up with you sounding like a dumb Skyrim nerd at the end of the day. Anyways, my predictions for the first comment:

    "I used to give a fuck like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

    BRING YOUR WORST YOU INTERNET S.O.B.s IM NOT AFRAID OF YOU!!!  /trollbait
    So many people have never heard of it, but it's devouring my life. I watch a lot of music videos and whatnot on Youtube because I don't have shit else to do all day. Literally every single one that doesn't have a Bieber insult is about something relevant to the video....and taking an arrow to the knee. "I used to tell bitches to get out of my way, but the in took an arrow in the knee" on a Ludacris video being one example. It's ridiculous. Go to an IGN article. Literally any game and people will still have Arrow to the Knee jokes.
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    #150  Edited By Hizang

    I have stopped looking at IGN comments to articles any more, the first comment I see is always an Arrow in the Knee comment.

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