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    The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    Game » consists of 30 releases. Released Nov 11, 2011

    The fifth installment in Bethesda's Elder Scrolls franchise is set in the eponymous province of Skyrim, where the ancient threat of dragons, led by the sinister Alduin, is rising again to threaten all mortal races. Only the player, as the prophesied hero the Dovahkiin, can save the world from destruction.

    Vinny Caravella needs to watch this.

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    #1  Edited By vivek

    Thought this was perfect as Vinny has a Hoarding problem on Skyrim and the recent talk of Hoarders on the Bombcast.

    They especially have some good lines from the Lydia character.

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    #2  Edited By Cathryn

    I dug it, quite funny.

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    #3  Edited By Jams

    I used to be an adventurer like you but then...

    massive sighs!

    that part was great

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    #4  Edited By SSValis

    Well done

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    #5  Edited By Deusx

    Hey that was pretty good.

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    #6  Edited By N7

    That was awesome.

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    #7  Edited By Claude

    That was killer.

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    #8  Edited By WilltheMagicAsian

    I was totally ready to hate this because of it's college humor origin, but it wasn't half bad.

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    #9  Edited By Vinny_Says

    "I'm in 3rd person mode!!"

    This was pretty funny.

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    #10  Edited By azrailx

    well done

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    #11  Edited By MariachiMacabre

    I was totally ready to flag this thinking it was just another terrible video spam. That was great. Glad to see it was written by people who had clearly played the game for probably a long time.

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    #12  Edited By Klaimore

    That was great but where are the cheese wheels? WHERE!?

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    #13  Edited By me3639

    "'I've got to hold on to this just in case i find it for that spell". That's me, totally.

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    Ive been watching a lot of crappy reality show type things on TLC and Discovery lately so I thought this was pretty funny

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    That was great, I can completely relate to the dragon bone part, heh. I never wanted to drop those even though I had not done any blacksmithing and had not worn any heavy armor.

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    #16  Edited By Sayishere

    I want to play skyrim again now...

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    #17  Edited By FordFairlane

    I made a promise to myself that'd I'd try to be a real thief in Skyrim and not convince myself I could sneak around with an Ebony warhammer in my pack. Gold, jewels, potions, and scrolls are all I steal. Easy to carry, easy to fence. Takes a lot longer to make money, but it's more satisfying.

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    #18  Edited By bravetoaster

    I wish the video was longer.

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    #19  Edited By daiphyer

    That was great.

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    #20  Edited By golguin

    That was pretty good. I hoarded a lot of stuff in the beginning thinking I'd need it for something later until I realized I didn't. Then I sold it all off. I did have the majority of the books and I read most of them.

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    #21  Edited By redbliss

    That was pretty well made. Got a kick out of the burden part.

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    #22  Edited By ShadowConqueror

    I'M A FUCKING THANE OF WHITERUN!

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    #23  Edited By Winternet

    And then there was an ad for the smart cock.

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    #24  Edited By vivek

    Haha glad to see people enjoying the video too

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    #25  Edited By Marz

    yup, tickled me funny bone.

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    #26  Edited By Azteck

    The "EXCUSE ME I'M A FUCKING THANE OF WHITERUN ARRRRGGGHH" cracked me up. Good stuff, that was.

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    #27  Edited By Ravenlight

    Skyrim is the game that broke me of my virtual hoarding problem. Fuck those cheese wheels, who's going around eating a chunk out of all of them?

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    #28  Edited By mowgers

    That was actually pretty funny. Huh.

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    #29  Edited By selbie

    They must have missed the mountain of cheese wheels out the back.

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    #30  Edited By kedi2

    That was really good lol.

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    #31  Edited By AdzPearson

    I enjoyed that. XD I thought it was really well-made. Nice chunk of references from the game, too.

    ...that said, that game is pretty much a hoarder's paradise. If bottomless chests existed in real-life, hoarding would definitely be less of an issue. I imagine it would be a pain to retrieve things, though.

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    #32  Edited By fisk0  Moderator
    @xobballox said:

    That was great, I can completely relate to the dragon bone part, heh. I never wanted to drop those even though I had not done any blacksmithing and had not worn any heavy armor.

    But ... the dragon bones weigh a lot, and you get 3 of them for every dragon you kill, and you get attacked by dragons every 3 minutes, how many do you need to make that armor? I sell them all the first chance I get, as they are a lot easier to find than just about every other thing in the game, except perhaps salt.
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    #33  Edited By MooseyMcMan

    Talking about refrigerating clam meat...

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    @fisk0 said:

    @xobballox said:

    That was great, I can completely relate to the dragon bone part, heh. I never wanted to drop those even though I had not done any blacksmithing and had not worn any heavy armor.

    But ... the dragon bones weigh a lot, and you get 3 of them for every dragon you kill, and you get attacked by dragons every 3 minutes, how many do you need to make that armor? I sell them all the first chance I get, as they are a lot easier to find than just about every other thing in the game, except perhaps salt.

    I MIGHT NEED THEM FOR ARMOR, OK?!

    I did come to my senses though about 15 hours into the game when I realized "Fuck, Dragons are everywhere..."

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    #35  Edited By TheHT

    Ohhhhhhh it's funny because it's true.

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    #36  Edited By DeF

    @me3639 said:

    "'I've got to hold on to this just in case i find it for that spell". That's me, totally.

    I haven't played Skyrim but I totally saw myself in other games doing exactly these things. "I might need this later" ... "but I could sell this for XX" ... "I don't know of that weapon might be something I'd try out later" ... "Need mOAR ingredients!"

    :D

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    #37  Edited By Hector

    haha! That was actually done well and funny. I go through the same process thinking when collecting items in Fallout.

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