Dinosaurs for Hire is a game where dinosaurs have machine guns, ninjas explode into flames, hamburgers are hidden in diamonds, and bosses lose limbs... to reveal guns.
- Archie: the Arthur Fonzarelli of dinosaurs.
- Lorenzo: wears a Hawaiian shirt and gets mad when blood gets on it.
- Reese: has one eye and one eye patch.
- Cyrano: does not have a gun.