Awkward Male Bonding Awaits You In Time Crisis: Razing Storm

8 players? Gamechanging! also is it just me or is the video broken?

awkward is right

these guys are really into time crisis

What"s This!

Those guys are probably going to have some rough sex tonight.

Wow, takes me back to the old cheesy 90's commercials. And not in a good way.

" Those guys are probably going to have some rough sex tonight. "

Bro, what's this?

They didn't high five, so this commercial is not authentic.

Those marketing people sure know how to target a specific demographi, eh bros?
 
I bet they charge $60 for this thing.

Time Crisis 4 Arcade is apparently a pack in, but seems like the most appealing of the three. 
 
ACTION!

Every time I see Time Crisis, I get really excited for about 20 seconds, and then I realize that it's not Timesplitters.

Almost EVERY single light gun commercial always shows people at some point hiding behind the couch while they play. I wonder if anyone in real life has ever done that before?

" @DrPockets000: I wouldn't say probably.   Real question is, Who's the top? "

This marks the end of hardcore games. Well PS3 its been fun....... *pulls plug on PS3*

" They didn't high five, so this commercial is not authentic. "

I'm afraid of watching this video. Someone that has already watched it, can I see it?

" They didn't high five, so this commercial is not authentic. "

This is what you get when you hire an ad company that is run by retards.

By 'weapon', they mean a Hurricane Penis.

" Time Crisis 4 Arcade is apparently a pack in, but seems like the most appealing of the three.  ACTION! "

"WHOA WHAT'S THIS?!"

Oh...they still doing the Time Crisis thing?

Genius!

I feel like it's 1998 again. Considering it's called Time Crisis, this is entirely appropriate.

jesus that ad is so fucking horrible, it reminds me of the ads for toys when i was 10. 

Can't wait for Kinekt to come out so we can expect this type of commercial from all 3 developers.

" Almost EVERY single light gun commercial always shows people at some point hiding behind the couch while they play. I wonder if anyone in real life has ever done that before? "

I will probably buy it, but definitely not because of this ad. 

This video was actually made in 1998 and unearthed out of a time capsule.

"This is awesome!"
Thanks for sharing.

" @Bloviator said:

" They didn't high five, so this commercial is not authentic. "

I was expecting the Fist Bump Explosion. "

This looks like shit. I love my Wii. I love my goddamn Wii.

Oh wow.

Dude, this is like a 90s SNES commercial. Awesome.

" @Binman88 said:

" Time Crisis 4 Arcade is apparently a pack in, but seems like the most appealing of the three.  ACTION! "

Portal was also a pack in, and you know what you got.  "

awwww cute

A commercial so bad, it's hilarious!

They better support my god damn Guncon NC-109.  
Or G/C SYSTEM PRODUCT #3 as it is known in da hood.
KB: "Yo man that orange is dooooooopppe..."
Marcus: "Works on LCDs and projectors, fool."
KB: "Word, dog.  All I got's this ice cream cone dat light up pink or blue."
Marcus: "Man you should'a kill yourself right now than be seen with that..."

" @HellBrendy said:

" @Binman88 said:

" Time Crisis 4 Arcade is apparently a pack in, but seems like the most appealing of the three.  ACTION! "

Portal was also a pack in, and you know what you got.  "

Are you seriouslt saying Portal is the best part about the Orange Box? Really? REALLY? Don't get me wrong, Portal is fucking awesome but H-L2 is the high light of The Orange Box. "

" Almost EVERY single light gun commercial always shows people at some point hiding behind the couch while they play. I wonder if anyone in real life has ever done that before? "

TIME CRISIS, OLD TIME CRISIS, AND---- 
 
Pirates...???

And why cant i use a light gun?

8 player multilayer is too intense for me

Nothing is more authentic than three games.

Wow so many negative things going through my head.
 
Fuck you Time Crisis. Fuck you.
 
You make me want to hate the PS3, my only current gen console that I play 24/7.

"You got your weapon ready?"
"These games have not yet been rated."

while I enjoy a good light gun shooter every now and again, they are never worth a purchase. It seems that companies are realizing that and bundling them now with multiple games to try and entice people but still, 3 30 minute long games.... not worth it.