Breaking News: Zombie Apocalypse: Never Die Alone Has Zombies!

Oh man PurePwnage ain't that a throwback?

amazing so close

What the hell, Konami?

Zambies!

OH MY GOD. Has the president been briefed?

The title is certainly honest.

Jeremy, huh?
 
huh

Well that looks like a winner

....wait, Jeremy? haha, i'm down

They lost me at "pwn zombie noobs"

is this zombie nation?

Zombies, huh?
 
I don't get it. Are there zombies in this game?

Great Job Jeremy! Great Job Konami, this looks terrible!

PWN ZOMBIE NOOBS!

Wow, I wonder if they actually paid to use that War song?

@Sharpshooter said:

They lost me at "pwn zombie noobs"

Zombies and dual joystick shooting? What a world!

Liked seeing the Pure Pwnage guy in there though (for some reason). Hearing FPS Doug (Mike?) shout the "frag out" from AA still makes me laugh for some reason.

Pawn Zombie Nudes? Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

1. Jeremy looks like the coolest character ever.

2. Please, game developers, STOP SAYING "PWN" and "NOOB" in your trailers and games. It's cringeworthy.

3. The un-dead RETURN!? Where the hell did they go?!

I didn't like the first one of these they did. Kind of silly.

I realize there's not much that marketing can do with this game, but fuck me, they've found the perfect way to anti-sell a game to me. I feel like I should be paid for witnessing this shit show. It's a flash game, basically. Add Duke Nukem music and more than a dash of unoriginality and we have this.

"Way to rip of Dead Nation.. Oh wait, Jeremy is in it. Aw geez..."

It's kind of like they wanted to be 'cool kids' by having irreverent music playing as well as using internet terms but just buttfucked themselves oblivion by doing such a thing. I couldn't not want to buy this more...

Although Jeremy is all like "say whaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

I love to pwn zombie noobs! Way to talk to your target demo

If the game had the news broadcast image as the UI this would be slightly interesting.

Who gets paid to write copy like this? Or worse, who gets paid to tell other people to write copy like this?

Boom Headshot?

@Pyrgz said:

Oh man PurePwnage ain't that a throwback?

Do they need to pay that guy for the rights to use his likeness? It's not even a parody of the Jeremy character, it literally IS exactly how he looks, sounds, and talks.

Tennis anyone?

There is no part of the phrase "PWN ZOMBIE NOOBS" that is not tired and exasperating.

Pure Pwnage is still a thing?

This is the worst thing about the internet.

But you dying alone is a inevitability.