David Hasselhoff Plays Chicken With Burnout CRASH!

People at Criterion thought that this was a good idea. This makes me sad.

I didn't the Hoff could fall any further. Right now he's a few feet off high-fiving Satan.

So this is what people refer to as "hitting rock bottom"...

They wasted an opportunity to do a Knight Rider spoof. Then again, Hasselhoff was probably wasted when he signed on for this commercial.

I'm pretty sure I just watched Super-Hasselhoff lay an enormous exploding egg on an ice cream truck. Right?

oh dear, i feel the need to pour bleach in my eyes after watching that

wait why

Meh, I like it. I like Burnourt Crash as well, with a controller.

So bad it was kinda funny. Kinda..

What?

This commercial is fucking bullshit

Definitely a case of trying too hard to actually be funny.

@gunslingerNZ said:

Definitely a case of trying too hard to actually be funny.

this

Okay, be honest...is this really David Hasselhoff or is it Will Ferrell covered up with a lot of digital FX (like Gollum) or crazy cosmetic appliances that make him look like David Hasselhoff?

This is like something Gary Busey would do for Saint's Row 2...

I love that those were the 'best takes' they got...

Oh god.. that was so awkward.

Downblouse action happening at 1:29.

You know a guy's career is close to an end when he is doing stuff like that.

Hulk Hogan's cock.
 
Don't know why... but that came to mind after watching this.

... What?

Wait n the what now?

I'm sorry, but that was really dumb.

waitwhat

It's that guy from Adam Sandler's movie, Click.

I will have nightmares about this.

I just threw up.

I already didn't like this game, and now I really hate it.

I didn't like Burnout Crash in the first place, now I think I hate it even more.

The voices in my head say that they will sue me if I watch this again.

i love me some hoff, especially when he's doing ads for things this silly.

@sixpin said:

I... What? This is... I think I hate this.

Sums it up perfectly.

Ahhh this is how the kids look today! I'm old(er) and don't get out as much....Oh yes I remember, don't hassle the..something or other. Taptaptaptap

That little video told me absolutely nothing about the game and left me with a since of "I am not going to play this thing". Looks sort of like a Pain rip-off-I know, crash mode existed first but this game is NOT Burnout.

This game's never interested me, and this commercial completely.... changes nothing.

What.....the.....

The burnout series needs another crash mode similar to that of the Burnout 2. That is, you crash in to vehicles and get points for trashing them and flipping them over. The introduction of powerups and multipliers ruined it for me. It changed from being "Here's a scenario, work out how to get the most points" to "If you don't hit this multiplier and this second chance thing, you're gonna score fuck all"

Mysterious Fox says "Smoke the leaf!"

I'm not really seeing what's so funny about this. It's that level of dumb that's a couple notches below "So bad, it's good."

Plus, it stinks of "THROW CELEBRITIES AT IT, THAT'LL MAKE PEOPLE CARE"

???

David Hasselhoff needed a paycheck badly.

The Hoff has actually being doing OK for himself over here (uck (UK)); I'm happy for him that he's no longer that YouTube drunk any more.

Knight Rider stops for no chicken!

@MagikGimp said:

The Hoff has actually being doing OK for himself over here (uck (UK)); I'm happy for him that he's no longer that YouTube drunk any more.

He just released an album in all the German speaking countries.

Prejudice galore.