Giant Bomb @ Valve

So Gabe is kind of a psycho huh..... OK

" If you look closely one of those knives has a stamp printed on it that if you mirror it and put it through a hex editor and then blow the code through a version 1.037 of Team Fortress Classic then you get a console command that you can use in Portal 2 which gives you 1 letter towards a website address which gives the date for Half-Life 3. I'm sure of it. "

I was expecting more thermal discouragement beams and palm scanners.

That dude looked way tired.

sounds like Dota 2 is Valve's next game after Portal 2 if Gabe is focusing on it in the offices.

I remember something about Newell having a knife collection, but it didn't have much context till you actually see it. Awesome, yet extremely sinister at the same time.

So the next next new Valve IP will be Knife Simulator.

Without a doubt, working at Valve would be my dream job.

Valve is located right next to White Forest by the looks of it.

I'm guessing you shouldn't mention Episode 3 around Gabe.

Gabe is a FREAK

That was a pretty short trip.

Gabe probably stocks up on knives to throw at anyone asking for an episode 3 launch date.

Such a magical place! I'd love to be given the freedom to explore Valve. 

Working at Valve is definitely my dream job!

The knives are cool, but you should have shown the invis watch.

Now wondering why Valve games don't have more stabbing.

I had no idea Gabe was an eccentric knife fancier!

" Working at Valve is definitely my dream job! "

Very cool...suck it ign!!

" @TurboMan said:

" Ryan's going to find the secret rooms that are developing Half-Life Episode 3 in!

So close! "

Actually I think that is the room they are developing Episode 3 in. Now we know why it's not coming out anytime soon. "

Love the video, love valve.  The music and editing were great.  Hope we get to see more from this trip.

Gabe has a lot of knives...

Those knives could start a war!

Don't get me wrong, i effin love the room with knives... but what was the reason for them? In any case, GabeN is now even more awesome (and he was already one of the awesomest).

Wonder if during crunch time, everyone carries knives. Cause you know, knives make you walk faster ;)

Ok, it's official, Valve has made way too much money on Steam :P

Did they know about Ryan "Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh" Davis when telling him about the knives?

I want that sentry gun so bad.

I can fap tp this.

Google Bing?

At first I thought it was stange but then I was like yes Gabe Newell would totally have hundreds of knives.

So Gabe is obviously a member of the Assassins fighting against the Templars. All those knives make a pretty good case.

Oh god Ryan, what happened to your legs!?!

" Wonder if during crunch time, everyone carries knives. Cause you know, knives make you walk faster ;) "

Dear Gabe  I promise one day I will play TF2 please don't stab me with your HUNDRED KNIVES!?!

I just want to work there. Janitor, bathroom cleaner, dancing monkey I don't care.

KNIVES EVERYWHERE.

Pretty disappointing tour if you ask me.  Very short and not much to see.

The Shakespeare room is where they keep Episode 3.

Where is Half Life 3 you bastards?! I've been waiting forever! Also, Valve is the best.

Jesus Christ Gabe is a murderer.

" WHERETHEFUCKISEPISODE3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

woah that was a lot of knifes.

"We brand everything, so just in case someone breaks in and steals stuff, it's still advertising"

BikeKnifeGunBlade

Go sleepy guy, go!

Ok cool. Where is Half Life 3?

Was that a fucking gold crowbar?