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Posted By JoelHulsey

Heard a little about this game, looking forward to seeing what it's all about.

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Posted By leejunfan83

ah good time

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Posted By DrStrangepork

Do I get to play as Judd Hirsch in this game?

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Posted By AMyggen

Man this game looks bad.

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Posted By Majkiboy

wow, such game

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Posted By Winterstrike

Another crappy simulation game it seems. :)

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Posted By Splodge

This looks like it was made specifically so youtubers would play it for 20 mins and potentially generate some sales. I think the same can be said for a lot of these "simulations". At least try put some humour in it, or go all the way realistic and have appropriately racist taxi drivers.

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Posted By forteexe21

Is this to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of the Jimmy Fallon movie?

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Posted By dahlis

For a few seconds I thought it was that spinning/rotating taxi game. In comparison this seems....not as fun...

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Posted By SupberUber
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Edited By df

Uber should make a game.

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Posted By ReverendHunt

@drstrangepork: So glad I'm not the only one that instantly thought of the show when I read the title.

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Posted By Anupsis

I would actually enjoy this a lot because as fun as it is to drive around like an idiot I've never been forced to drive like you would in real life, could be kinda cool lol

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@forteexe21 said:

Is this to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of the Jimmy Fallon movie?

Ugh first Doom 3 then this... what else was 10 years ago that I don't want to hear about?

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@forteexe21 said:

Is this to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of the Jimmy Fallon movie?

Ugh first Doom 3 then this... what else was 10 years ago that I don't want to hear about?

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"So, simulation, who do you think is the demographics for this?"

Germans, apparently.

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Posted By The_Dude_Abides

To sum up.

"Is this early access?"

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Edited By Squiggle

"Buildings with a bunch of dumb stuff in front of them are usually art museums"

Dan's cultural commentaries are endlessly fascinating.

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Posted By Veektarius

A taxi simulator isn't the worst idea for a cheap game. Obviously I say that with the condition that it is designed with at least some modicum of effort, unlike this game.

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Posted By Andorski

It's like they took Crazy Taxi and sucked out all the fun.

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Posted By mason20

Hey, alright a Taxi game. But a taxi game where I'm not listening to Offspring and making Crazy money just seems lifeless...

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Posted By Shortbreadtom

@mason20: Do you mean cah-Raay-zee money?

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Posted By sammo21

"You are very good at getting in the hole very quickly."

That's what she said.

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Edited By Blair

The driving in this game sounds a lot like the "woosh of skis".

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Edited By goliath553

That Offspring Ixnay on the Hombre driving game is wayyyyy better. Or at least that's how i remember it from 15 years ago.

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Posted By JimiPeppr

I'll just wait for Roundabout for a true simulation.

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Posted By mrblobby64
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Posted By Slaker117

Did those lights change from red to yellow? Is that a thing?

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Posted By vhold

"Buildings with a bunch of dumb stuff in front of them are usually art museums."

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Posted By ianh83

What would I do without Giant Bomb to go through all the crap released on steam these days and find for me the hidden gems worth my time and money.

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Posted By KaneRobot

TANK YOU VEDDY MUCH

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Posted By BBQBram

But is it crazy?

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Edited By Ydross

Is this to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of the Jimmy Fallon movie?

The original french movie was 100x better than the crappy Jimmy Fallon remake. The French version was funny, had cool action sequences and the characters were fun to watch. And then they made a dumb and unfunny American version.

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Posted By Dan_CiTi

If only they made an enjoyable video game.

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Posted By Brightside

I live in a fairly rural part of the UK, I don't recall ever paying for a taxi with anything but cash. I'm pretty sure I couldn't pay by card anyway.

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Posted By Elwoodan

I used uber for the first time at pax east this year and some other driver showed up and told me he was my driver. The original guy was pretty pissed....

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Posted By mekon

@slaker117: I don't know which country you mean, but here in the UK it's:

Red

Red+Amber/Yellow (check your engines wait)

Green

Amber (stop if you can)

Red

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Edited By Cuuniyevo

@squiggle said:

"Buildings with a bunch of dumb stuff in front of them are usually art museums"

Dan's cultural commentaries are endlessly fascinating.

To be fair…he's 100% correct. I did a quick google image search for "art museum" and the following pictures were on the first page of results. They're definitely art, and interesting in their own way, but there's no getting around the fact that they're preeeeeetty dumb.

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Posted By Phoenix87

I like my taxis the way I like my parents, crazy...

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Posted By Axelsoul

Some of the Lyft drivers i've been with actually hid their pink mustache so that their car doesn't get defaced by angry taxi drivers,

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Posted By Twisted

How do people have problems with roundabouts? They are everywhere in Australia and are actually good. Traffic flows through much easier than with traffic lights or stop signs (partly because you can't totally ignore a roundabout).

There's nothing difficult about them. Give way to your right, and stick to your lane.

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Posted By Tonch

Did those lights change from red to yellow? Is that a thing?

@mekon said:

@slaker117: I don't know which country you mean, but here in the UK it's:

Red

Red+Amber/Yellow (check your engines wait)

Green

Amber (stop if you can)

Red

In some countries the lights change to yellow before changing to both green and red.
The confusion here is that in the US (as far as I know, anyway) the lights change from red straight to green, but from green to yellow to red.

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Posted By mjbrune

In the USA, the lights go red -> green. then from green -> yellow -> red. Yellow means slow down and stop if you can otherwise ensure you are not blocking/in the intersection when the light turns red. Additionally it is illegal (at least in my state) to speed up to get through a yellow light. (The idea being that if you are speeding up to get through, you could have stopped in time. That's not always the case because our cops need more funding so they setup the lights to get people tickets as much as possible.) This game didn't even model our lights but included our country. Seems bad. It's like picking the UK and not driving on the left side or having couscous amounts of round-a-bouts.

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Edited By Jazz_Bcaz

Taxi drivers not knowing where they're going? Sat Nav? Uber Apps?

@mjbrune said:

This game didn't even model our lights but included our country. Seems bad. It's like picking the UK and not driving on the left side or having couscous amounts of round-a-bouts.

Or making you learn The Knowledge before hand. Being a London cabbie ain't easy. I have an odd sense of pride that I live in a city where the cab drivers are made to learn it like the back of their hand. It's not exactly an easy city to memorise either.

Fun fact: The 320 main (standard) routes, or 'runs', through central London of the Knowledge are contained within the 'Blue Book' (officially known as the 'Guide to Learning the Knowledge of London' and which is actually pink)

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Posted By beard_of_zeus

Welp, this looks terrible. All these random crappy games on Steam, can't wait for the summer doldrums to be over.

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Posted By Enigma777

This seems like a student project.

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Posted By ComradeSolar

You know, even if I had absolutely no knowledge of the euro besides it being a thing called the "euro", I'd be pretty confident that Germany would be involved.

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Posted By EveretteScott

Welp, this looks terrible. All these random crappy games on Steam, can't wait for the summer doldrums to be over.

They're not here to just look at AAA games, you know that right?

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Edited By gbrading

Another fine Excalibur product.

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Posted By bybeach

There ought to be some better games out there for you, Jeff.

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