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SWERY in the Coffee [Director's Cut]

Here's how our SWERY interview REALLY went down.

Jan. 30 2013

Posted by: Drew

474 Comments

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Edited By Carousel

Amazing!

Great shots!

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I found myself whistling along with the song.

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Endurance Run: SWERY in the Coffee

Best part is easily at 2:39 when Swery bends his neck weirdly and Ryan has this enlightened look like he suddenly knows everything Swery stands for but is suspended in disbelief at how ridiculous that neck-bend was.

Also I WANT TO SEE SWERY IMMORTALIZED IN A RIDICULOUS WWE '13 STORY

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@LandGrinch said:

^MOTHERFUCKER

get wrecked

(I already have the quest too)

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Video thing returns!

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The world is a strange place, isn't it?

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This is fantastic.

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I LOVE GIANTBOMB.

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Well then. That didn't feel awkward at all.

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finally some AMAZING content

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This is fantastic. I don't even want to watch the interview now.

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God I almost choked to death laughing.

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THIS IS THE GREATEST!

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Also, I demand gifs be made of all these facial expressions.

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Edited By FLStyle

Oh shit, a new Video Thing?!

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Oh god this takes me back.

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Im guessing all the great awkward pauses was the translator having to relay.

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SOMEONE GONA GET STABBED!!!

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Only the minds of SWERY and Giant Bomb can come up with this.

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Heck. Yeah.

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Oh man, I thought for sure the "Video Thing" intro would never be used again. Glad I was proven wrong!
 
This was fucking great, by the way.

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Giant Bomb's youtube account is probably one that lets them upload really long videos, like 10 or 25 or more hours, right? I want this on a loop that stays with me all day.

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PURE GOLD

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This is the best thing.

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Sometimes I get abstractly annoyed with the things Giantbomb decides to do with itself.

Then this happens. And I remember why I've been coming to this site since the beginning. Thanks Giantbomb.

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WTF!

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I just watched over three minutes of this.

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Nice Shot!

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@Carousel said:

@LandGrinch said:

^MOTHERFUCKER

get wrecked

(I already have the quest too)

they're getting rid of them so this would have been a pyrrhic victory anyway but I still want to eat your eyes out of your head

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I died at the kazoo

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This is the single best thing Giant Bomb has ever done.

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Aww yeah, Video Thing mother fucker!

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*nods*

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Comedy gold!

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Everything is beautiful and everything is worth it.

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Hahaha, this is great.

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God, Swery is like an adorable little Japanese nymph. I just want to catch him in a jar and keep him in my house.

*cough* I mean...what?

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couldn't think of a better comeback for video thing

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The magic of editing!

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This interview is too short.

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My favorite part of Deadly Premonition! This is so great!

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THIS BLEW MY FUCKING MIND.

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Funniest out of context silence I have ever seen. This has sold me a copy of Deadly Premonition: Director's Cut.

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I feel like someone needs to edit in text boxes underneath them.

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Yes.
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This should've been Premium content, but it's toooo good.

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WHY

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*nods*

*nods some more*

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I was misled. There were no upside down parts to this interview. I want my money back.

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I like Swery´s answer to nod number 2, very valid.