The Bocce Revolution Starts Now (Or, Actually, Later This Week)

I think this is e-sports.

Is that line at the beginning steeped in sarcasm because I can't tell. Also I assume Jeff meant starts now. Also PhsyX

Cannot wait for this QL. I say this will be a QL because it is a Dan, Danny and Jeff game.

Because of the way this title was misspelled, there was a hot second where I thought this was a trailer for a sick Star Wars/Bocce Ball crossover.

Now I'm a little disappointed.

YEAAAAAAAAH

I, am a Bocce player.

This music is amazing.

For two seconds I actually thought that was Danny talking at the end there.

stars now

The Bocce Revolution will NOT be televised. Unless you have ESPN 8 - The Ocho.

Be the bocce.

Call Danny, this looks like the sort of obscure sport he might know the rules to. Looking forward to the QL. Also the cricket game if it has yearly editions.

bocce is kinda fun to actually play, but as a video game im not so sure.

That DID seem pretty "thrilling and unforgettable"...

An excellent, truly excellent game of placement.

Hardcore!

It is fun! Especially after you've had a drink or ten.

So this is like curling?

So this is Bowls?

excellent

truly excellent

physX, welp guess i wont be playing this game with my amd card :/

basically, except the target you're trying to get close to isnt in the same place every round, it's another ball you throw

but yeah you just try to get things close to another thing and knock your opponents things out

I mean, I do like bocce, but... I can't see myself playing a bocce video game. Like darts video games, I feel like it would miss what actually makes the sport fun.

Everyone knows the Bocce Revolution started with Dan Ryckert

BOCCEMANIA

You wanna play 21? Faaaahkin bulllshaaaat!

BOCCE BITCHAZ FUCK YUUUUHHHH*vomits profusely in hype/terror*

built on the THPS5 engine?

It is, though the balls are not asymmetrically weighted.

My body is ready for the e-sports revolution.

I hope they got Spike Lee to direct the story mode.

Thrilling and unforgettable, indeed.

That's not Bulletball.

C'mon, where is the lumpy backyard course?

Giantbomb - Home to the gaming branch of The Ocho

Unless this has my uncle's backyard as an arena and the sounds of him cursing after hitting a lawn chair, it's not the authentic Bocce experience.

I liked that bocce game that was on that sports collection for the PS Move.

That's all I got

I'll never forget this thrilling trailer.. truly excellent.

If they're playing indoors this is should be about Boccia. Obviously.

It isn't lawn darts, but it is still a solid picnic game.

rippin' jams, bro!

Frog Fractions 2??

6 years ago, this would have been a Wii shovelware title...now it's a Steam shovelware title.

Times, they are a changing

So is Bocce known as 'jeu de boules' in french? Or are they two different games?

I never heard of the word Bocce before. Jeu de boules revolved around throwing a small ball on the court, and then all participants throw bigger balls on the court. At the end, the ball that is closest to the small ball wins.

As all little, old Italian men know, Bocce is sexy.

Every line is sarcasm.

The world "bocce" is also one of the most popular slang words for the female breast in italian, so for me reading these comments presented a lot of unintentional hilarity :D

@kindofblue: I would by this if there were drunken backyard barbecue mode. Somehow I think I'm out of luck there.

an excellent,excellent game of replacement!

I cannot wait for the "thrilling, unforgettable event" that will be the QL for this.

I'm sure Channel 4 used to televise this, back in the days when they did Kabaddi and Sumo.

I'd pay good money (about $15) for a Kabaddi game...