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Fox Will Make Another Hitman Movie, This Time With Paul Walker

"Mia, I'm a hitman."

"No Vin, I don't know why they went to me instead of you. Yes Vin, I know you're already bald."

Sort of great news for those who loved the idea of a Hitman movie, but weren't exactly thrilled with the Hitman movie that actually came out. According to Deadline, Fox is prepping an all new Hitman film, currently titled Agent 47, and already has a new actor attached to play the role of the titular bald-headed, bar-coded superhuman killer.

That actor? Paul Walker.

Yes, the monotone handsome boy of the Fast & Furious film series is reportedly attached to take over for Timothy Olyphant, whose own spin on the monotone killer didn't necessarily leave many fans satisfied. Well, to be fair, a lot about the original Hitman movie left people deeply unsatisfied for a variety of reasons, but Olyphant's ill-fitting casting didn't do anyone favors.

Still, that movie made in the neighborhood of $100 million in worldwide ticket sales, so it's no surprise Fox would be interested in rebooting the franchise. This time, they'll do it with a script from A Good Day to Die Hard scribes Skip Woods and Michael Finch, and the direction of first-timer Aleksander Bach, a "highly-regarded commercials director."

In case you've forgotten what the original Hitman was like, I've embedded our own Ryan Davis' analysis of the film below. When you're watching the clips, just replace Olyphant's face with Walker's vacant stare, and imagine him saying things like "Remember bro how we used to assassinate bros back in the day, bro?" It's fun!

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@ArtisanBreads said:

@P

@TheHT said:

I could see Michael Shannon as 47.

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You know that's a really good idea.

He looks EXACTLY like the last Hitman movie lead.

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He was in my disguise.....

I'M IN YOUR DISGUISE!

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This casting is so bad it's funny just as bad as having the Mac kid in that Die Hard movie still trying to erase that from my memory.

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@Bourbon_Warrior said:

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@ArtisanBreads said:

@P

@TheHT said:

I could see Michael Shannon as 47.

You know that's a really good idea.

He looks EXACTLY like the last Hitman movie lead.

Olyphant? No.

I think he could act the part well regardless.

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Interesting listening to 47 voice-actor David Bateson on the last Hitman film and casting (as well as the games). I think a big issue for me with the film was that it felt nothing like the game and Timothy just wasn't the part. Walker is certainly a better choice I won't hold out much hope for a more subdued tone though.

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@ArtisanBreads said:

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

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@ArtisanBreads said:

@P

@TheHT said:

I could see Michael Shannon as 47.

You know that's a really good idea.

He looks EXACTLY like the last Hitman movie lead.

Olyphant? No.

I think he could act the part well regardless.

He just looks like a bald version of that guy^^^

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I'm sorry, but I just can't see Paul Walker as 47. The idea of seeing him with a bald head and a tattoo on the back of his head seems too bizarre to me.

I'd much rather see Jason Statham play him.

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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@Missacre said:

If someone goes to watch a movie just because a well-known actor's name is on the front, then honestly that's pretty stupid.

Welcome to the last 80 years of big-budget filmmaking.

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Best idea for Hitman so far... I would watch it.

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I'd go with Jason Statham

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You know, I kind of liked the Hitman movie. In the grand scheme of things it's quite alright.
And I thought Olyphant casting was totally fine. Maybe he's a bit too skinny, but he has the Hitman walk down ever since Deadwood.

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Who can give me a link of that thumbnail where he's giving a thumbs up? I need to frame it and hang it up in my office.

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@FesteringNeon said:

I'd go with Jason Statham

I can not take you seriously now.

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Holy damn , cant wait , i hope he's gonna be good to play as hitman , feel no emotion

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I'm not opposed to Paul Walker playing the lead role. He's not that bad of an actor. I'm more skeptical of the no name director for this new Hitman movie.

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Not sure Paul Walker can be cold enough to be 47. I'll want to see it though.

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i should really stop caring about stuff like this, i mean my god its not like it hasn't been happening for oh the last 20+ years, But i cant! why god why! Also what Marketing Firm is producing this script i wonder?

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Aah, they've ruined the games and now this shit, blaah!

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Is it me or does PW seem a little too young to play Agent 47? I also thought this about TO.

From the games, I get the impression that Agent 47 is probably in his mid-40s.

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This reminds me of how much I miss TANG.

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You guys are missing out not putting Vin Diesel in there... If you are insisting on jumping on this shit pool, you might as well do it headfirst.

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Where can I find a copy of the film "A Good Day to Die Hard"?

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Why remake this when there are so many more game movies to make? I mean where is my Ghosts N Goblins film!!?

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MIA I HAVE TO WEAR THIS CLOWN SUIT. I WONDER IF MY FATHER IS IN THERE.

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@peritus said:

@FesteringNeon said:

I'd go with Jason Statham

I can not take you seriously now.

Why? I'd like to hear your counter argument, please.

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@FesteringNeon said:

@peritus said:

@FesteringNeon said:

I'd go with Jason Statham

I can not take you seriously now.

Why? I'd like to hear your counter argument, please.

Crank, that is it ;p

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@peritus said:

@FesteringNeon said:

@peritus said:

@FesteringNeon said:

I'd go with Jason Statham

I can not take you seriously now.

Why? I'd like to hear your counter argument, please.

Crank, that is it ;p

Sounds like a pro to me, your argument is crumbling.

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@Colourful_Hippie said:

@peritus said:

@FesteringNeon said:

@peritus said:

@FesteringNeon said:

I'd go with Jason Statham

I can not take you seriously now.

Why? I'd like to hear your counter argument, please.

Crank, that is it ;p

Sounds like a pro to me, your argument is crumbling.

Yeah, Jason Statham would make a great hitman, Crank has nothing to do with it.

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Wait... Brads going to be in the next Hitman!!! AWESOME!