I sort of accidentally stopped all progress at the office today by sending around a link to this hot Flash-based text adventure, Don't Shit Your Pants.
It's billed a "survival horror" game, and yeah, I'd say that fits. Shitting your pants is pretty horrible. And before you ask? Yeah. I have. But now that I've lived out this scenario in the safe haven of text adventure virtual reality, I think I finally understand how this is supposed to work. You need to remove your pants first. This is key. We managed to figure out how to get all of the different achievements in the game in around 10 minutes.
Also, check out this amazing walkthrough if you get stuck, or if you're just a bad person who won't play goofy Flash games. Be sure to note that even though it's a short video, the creator still felt the need to layer some stupid-ass song under it. THANKS DUDE, THE SIMPLE AUDIO OF THE GAME ITSELF WASN'T ROCKIN' ENOUGH! SHAKA!!!!!!