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There Are No Farts In These Fable III Screens

But there should be.

I was explicitly told--by Vinny, no less!--that Fable III was an elaborate and highly detailed gas expulsion tech demo. And not just any fart sim, either, but the most advanced portrayal of waste distribution and management since the elaborate poop physics employed in Black and White 2
 
But from the look of these latest screens, it appears that Fable III is actually an action adventure game in a world where steampunk tech and magic come together!
 
...Unless I'm just not seeing the farts.
 

 I guess this guy is so deep in the chair that the farts could catch in the cushions.
 I guess this guy is so deep in the chair that the farts could catch in the cushions.


 Fart-bustion transportation? Now I've seen everything.
 Fart-bustion transportation? Now I've seen everything.


 ...Skyfarts.
 ...Skyfarts.
 
Help me out, folks. Can you see the farts?