Mine is the moment with the E.O.D bot. I held an objective with the little guy. The enemy didn't know he was there so whenever they tried to defuse the bomb I would burn them with the torch. 
 
I also flew down some stairs with the E.O.D and killed two people which counted as a roadkill. 
 
Also I backed an enemy into a corner with the E.O.D and since he did not know it was mine he ignored it. His crotch will never forgive him.

I went 0-22. It was hilarious.

Got in a match with a friend who I haven't partied up on the 360 with since I got my new computer. He's pretty good in Black Ops, but because he is he thinks he's hot shit in any game. He saw my 360 gamertag and invited me to a party chat to welcome me back to the team, make jokes about how I tore his heart when I got the comp and all that brodouche stuff. lol So we start a match up on BF3 and I get drafted to the attacking team. He jokes about how I lost my controller reflexes and how he's gonna swiss cheese my character with his bullets, yada yada yada.

Never got lead from his direction. Instead my first three kills were all on him. The first kill got me his dogtags, second kill put a hole in his head from a pretty good marksman distance, and third kill was a grenade that landed in his vicinity. Not only was I laughing, I was gripping the controller at how satisfying it was to shut him the hell up.

I read that as Killer 7.   Dude I bet Mask de Smith could German Suplex a tank.

Double headshot from across the map, followed up by two simultaneous "WTF" in the chat window.

I had a good chuckle.

Anytime the physics screw up and a body goes flying after getting shot like it was in a western. I remember this happened once and my corpse literally defied the laws of momentum by going directly up.

I've put my LMG on its bipod and unloaded down a hallway at nothing in particular, just to have dudes come rushing in one after another and giving me near 10 kills in a clip (keep in mind that's a 200 round clip). This has happened more than once. I'll also point a tactical pistol at a door with the light on and wait for someone to come around and be blinded, even though they can SEE THE LIGHT FROM OUTSIDE.

lmao i want the eod bot. ill call him wolly 2.0. umm prbly quinta kill i got with a grenade. or blinding a guy with a tac light then knifing him

Not really that funny but awesome nontheless. I got a triple kill with my M98B.

@Blackout62 said:

Anytime the physics screw up and a body goes flying after getting shot like it was in a western. I remember this happened once and my corpse literally defied the laws of momentum by going directly up.

LMGs are hilarious for this. My 240b literally always fucks with the physics, people get blown away like in The Forgotten when I kill them

@Pinworm45 said:

@Blackout62 said:

Anytime the physics screw up and a body goes flying after getting shot like it was in a western. I remember this happened once and my corpse literally defied the laws of momentum by going directly up.

LMGs are hilarious for this. My 240b literally always fucks with the physicals, people get blown away like in The Forgotten when I kill them

Yea, i saw someone get sniped and they flew away LOL. Is that just a beta thing? it would be nice, to have it as a feature, sorta like a mutator we could set if we liked.

@Twitchey said:

Mine is the moment with the E.O.D bot. I held an objective with the little guy. The enemy didn't know he was there so whenever they tried to defuse the bomb I would burn them with the torch. I also flew down some stairs with the E.O.D and killed two people which counted as a roadkill. Also I backed an enemy into a corner with the E.O.D and since he did not know it was mine he ignored it. His crotch will never forgive him.

The E.O.D sounds incredible.