Umm. We could do it logically.
1. Make it so that ragequitting can't corrupt your save file. This is better for EVERYONE.
2. Bosses like Gwyn and Demon Firesage either need to have lowered defense against everything, or nerfed entirely.
3. New Game +2 and so on should scale by +12 difficulty just like NG+, instead of the usual +7. It would be a lot more challenging.
4. Every enemy should drop a "Nameless soldiers soul" or something along those lines A LOT MORE OFTEN.
5. Remove "Secret Bonfires". No game should have a highly recommended or even a REQUIRED secret.
6. Allow Channelers to respawn. They're fun to kill.
7. Make a fucking jump button. You promised jumping, and all you gave us was a fucking jump-evade tactic. It's not even a jump button.
8. Make Gwyn have stamina. Seriously, the guy CANNOT stop swinging that damn sword.
9. Make enemy-grabbing animations shorter. We get that he's sucking our blood, we don't need a 10-second cutscene for it everytime.
10. Make boss souls give MORE souls. Seriously, I spent almost an hour on a boss, we all deserve better.
11. Lagging is clearly a serious issue. I've lagged a lot in this game, and actually died during a boss fight because of it.
12. Speaking of boss fights, if you WON'T nerf Gwyn, then GIVE HIM LESS HEALTH.
13. What is this ( Bad Roll - Fluid Roll - Ninja Roll) bullcrap?
14. 99 Endurance with Havel's Ring and Ring of Favor and Protection, and I still can't roll like a ninja with full havel? This is retarded, and unfair.
15. I'm on #15 now. Yeah.
16. What the fuck is this "Phalanx" in The Painting World of Ariamis?? Sure it's more realistic, but it looks mentally retarded. Please fix.
17. Give us a ring that keeps our shit on death and DOESNT break. OP'ed I know, but it's a fucking tease to make it a one-time-use.
18. Why can the upgraded Hydra FLY? Seriously. The hydra can't even fucking move in the Greek Lore. Get your facts right.
19. If you make a trilogy, DO NOT NAME IT "Dead Souls". This whole SERIES revolves around DEAD THINGS. It would be retarded and repetitive.
20. Why does a noob boss take down half my health at 99 Vitality? Like... HOW?!
* So ends my rant. Probably pointless, and will be trolled for it, but Idc. I'm not feeding any assholes. Haters gonna hate.
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