How Many Articles of Clothes do you Remove During this Dirty Daily Deed?

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#1 Posted by FunExplosions (5535 posts) -
#2 Posted by FunExplosions (5535 posts) -

Oh yeah, gotta add the description comment, right? K,
 
So, you're sitting there. You're unsure of what awaits you. Could it be a quick deer-shot? Maybe a timid-eel? A spiky-rolling pin? Who knows?
 
You're two minutes in, the pressure is on. Now's the time to quit. Are you done, or will reinforcements be arriving?
 
Okay, five minutes in. Things are getting hot. You're not sure how long you're gonna be here. Your ass is getting sore, you shift in your seat. Do you ignore the uncomfortableness, or do you take the chance to re-adjust yourself? If you take the chance, what goes first? Do you take care of the sweaty armpits, or do you put things on hold for an all-out disrobing?
 
Okay, let's hear it.

#3 Posted by Binman88 (3707 posts) -

Guys, I'm scared.

#4 Posted by PaulM (145 posts) -

I have no idea what the fuck your talking about

#5 Posted by FixerofDeath (337 posts) -

I... don't feel comfortable answering this poll.

#6 Posted by FunExplosions (5535 posts) -
@Binman88: 
I smell a spiky-rolling pin.
#7 Posted by FunExplosions (5535 posts) -
@PaulM said:
" I have no idea what the fuck your talking about "
Pooping.
#8 Posted by FireSketch (851 posts) -

This is not fun and there are no explosions.
I'm disappointed in you.
 
Also, I only answered to see if anyone else had. I swear!

#9 Posted by ajamafalous (12448 posts) -

#10 Posted by Sorrowsan (131 posts) -

i.....what.
#11 Posted by Lemoncookie01 (1663 posts) -

Yeah................................no

#12 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5284 posts) -

Naked pooping is the best!

#13 Posted by ArchScabby (5877 posts) -

The worst is when you were doing something physical and then you gotta poop while you're all sweaty.

#14 Posted by Whisperkill (3046 posts) -

I totally thought you were talking about masturbation until i read option F

#15 Edited by FireSketch (851 posts) -

I can't stop refreshing this. You guys are crazy!
It's fascinating.
 
@Whisperkill:  But 'D' was fine?

#16 Posted by jakob187 (22345 posts) -

Wait.  You take clothes OFF when you poop?

#17 Posted by Djeffers03 (2537 posts) -

Erm nothing? I just pull down the trousers (Britain FTW) and the the pants and then I fucking have a shit. What's so complicated about that?

#18 Posted by buzz_killington (3655 posts) -

Naked pooping in the dark is the way to go.

#19 Posted by FunExplosions (5535 posts) -
@jakob187 said:
" Wait.  You take clothes OFF when you poop? "
I stopped trying to put jackets on last year. It's way easier taking things off.
#20 Posted by thehexeditor (1436 posts) -

Guys, this is viral marketing for Don't Shit Your Pants II: Sphincters of Liberty
coming Fall 2011 for Kinect, Move, and Wii.

#21 Posted by HandsomeDead (11854 posts) -

Why would I be wearing shoes in my own house anyway?

#22 Posted by brighteye (60 posts) -

When did this turn into a german fetish board ?
#23 Posted by Manhattan_Project (2219 posts) -
@FunExplosions said:
" Oh yeah, gotta add the description comment, right? K, So, you're sitting there. You're unsure of what awaits you. Could it be a quick deer-shot? Maybe a timid-eel? A spiky-rolling pin? Who knows?  You're two minutes in, the pressure is on. Now's the time to quit. Are you done, or will reinforcements be arriving?  Okay, five minutes in. Things are getting hot. You're not sure how long you're gonna be here. Your ass is getting sore, you shift in your seat. Do you ignore the uncomfortableness, or do you take the chance to re-adjust yourself? If you take the chance, what goes first? Do you take care of the sweaty armpits, or do you put things on hold for an all-out disrobing?  Okay, let's hear it. "

*trembles with disgust*
#24 Posted by AjayRaz (12662 posts) -

wat

#25 Posted by FunExplosions (5535 posts) -
@HandsomeDead said:
" Why would I be wearing shoes in my own house anyway? "
Who said anything about your own house? Maybe you're at a construction site, and all that heavy lifting has formed a heavy-ass brick in your belly. Now what? Ah shoot, you have steel-toed boots on and you gotta crap in a porta-potty. Christ!
#26 Posted by hedfone (1746 posts) -
@ajamafalous said:
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#27 Posted by CitizenKane (10682 posts) -

What is this?  I don't even...

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