Oh yeah, gotta add the description comment, right? K,
So, you're sitting there. You're unsure of what awaits you. Could it be a quick deer-shot? Maybe a timid-eel? A spiky-rolling pin? Who knows?
You're two minutes in, the pressure is on. Now's the time to quit. Are you done, or will reinforcements be arriving?
Okay, five minutes in. Things are getting hot. You're not sure how long you're gonna be here. Your ass is getting sore, you shift in your seat. Do you ignore the uncomfortableness, or do you take the chance to re-adjust yourself? If you take the chance, what goes first? Do you take care of the sweaty armpits, or do you put things on hold for an all-out disrobing?
Okay, let's hear it.
Feces
Feces is what's left after the body of an animal has removed all the nutrients it possibly can from food matter, pushing it out of the body to be done with it.
How Many Articles of Clothes do you Remove During this Dirty Daily Deed?
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This is not fun and there are no explosions.
I'm disappointed in you.
Also, I only answered to see if anyone else had. I swear!
The worst is when you were doing something physical and then you gotta poop while you're all sweaty.
Erm nothing? I just pull down the trousers (Britain FTW) and the the pants and then I fucking have a shit. What's so complicated about that?
" Wait. You take clothes OFF when you poop? "I stopped trying to put jackets on last year. It's way easier taking things off.
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" Oh yeah, gotta add the description comment, right? K, So, you're sitting there. You're unsure of what awaits you. Could it be a quick deer-shot? Maybe a timid-eel? A spiky-rolling pin? Who knows? You're two minutes in, the pressure is on. Now's the time to quit. Are you done, or will reinforcements be arriving? Okay, five minutes in. Things are getting hot. You're not sure how long you're gonna be here. Your ass is getting sore, you shift in your seat. Do you ignore the uncomfortableness, or do you take the chance to re-adjust yourself? If you take the chance, what goes first? Do you take care of the sweaty armpits, or do you put things on hold for an all-out disrobing? Okay, let's hear it. "
*trembles with disgust*
" Why would I be wearing shoes in my own house anyway? "Who said anything about your own house? Maybe you're at a construction site, and all that heavy lifting has formed a heavy-ass brick in your belly. Now what? Ah shoot, you have steel-toed boots on and you gotta crap in a porta-potty. Christ!
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