Dr. Tracksuit Absolutely No Words

My friend and I were watching the promo and had an idea.

He created something beautiful.

http://youtu.be/9yajaS6r5ao

EDIT: the video was embedded below, for those of you who don't want to risk the click.

Tracksuit may not take home the gold, but he took home my heart.

Video embedded for the lazy and the highly paranoid.

@do_the_manta_ray: Thanks. I probably should have embedded it.

GREAT

If only Dr. Tracksuit took 5 minutes and played the game before hand to get some practice so he doesn't' get stomped every time.

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I'm not sure what the rules are, but that seems, at very least, against the spirit of the whole thing.

Pretty sure this is what Alex did in the original Rumble. Maybe not practice but look up controls?

Is there a particular wrestler that does the "breathe through clenched teeth" thing, or is that just pretty common during a certain era of wrestling?

This is fucking incredible.

Somehow an even better promo.

My favorite part is that Rapman's "Get Hunked" is playing in the background

You don't need a specific example, the ENTIRE 80's era was fueled by cocaine.

Edit: Actually, if you want an example, just watch any Macho Man promos.

Also a good read would be "Ring of Hell: The Story of Chris Benoit and the fall of Pro Wrestling." There is a part about how large of a coke-head Vince McMahon is / was.

“According to numerous sources, McMahon had a great love affair with cocaine that may or may not have ever subsided; he liked to brag with apparent justification that ‘I can snort as much of that stuff as anyone can put in front of me and never get hooked.’ One WWE employee of recent years told me, “The boys and former office staff use euphemisms when they talk about Vince’s ‘energy.’ You’ll hear it in things like, ‘I don’t know where he gets all the energy….. He doesn’t ever seem to sleep!” The inside joke about it is that sixty-something Vince most likely isn’t that energetic over multi-day sleepless stretches without help. I’ve seen him so wired that his eyes looked like they were going to pop.”

I hope this doesn't count as youtube spam, but this is probably the best example that I have found. Just pay attention to how blasted Ultimate Warrior is.

@bisonhero: I am gonna go ahead and say this is more a reference to the cocaine he is clearly doing. The heavy breathing through the nose and stinging that that causes would make you breathe more through your mouth, and the general intensity that coke (and most heavy stimulants) makes you feel is what causes the clenched teeth.

.....or so im told!

Very well-made! It reminds me of the SebastiAn remix of "Camera" by editors. Just reduce everything to sharp breaths.

He's a heel though, so it makes sense. Is Dr. Tracksuit a heel or face? Is anybody a face? Is the moral here that the game industry is a bunch of jerks?

Seems like an opt time to repost this:

Dr.Tracksuit doesn't exhale; he is not of this earth!

@hatking: Please don't involve poor http://www.gamersgate.com/ in this.