George Carlin & Bill Maher fans

Calling all fans of good comedy, are there any fans of these two,  I would like to know, if there are, Favourite quotes?

Also I know there is a fairly big religious base here so ill just go out and say that to each his own, I am agnostic and I don’t want to start a debate about religion as neither side will win.

I never liked George Carlin at all. I can handle a bit of Bill Maher but I wont go out of my way.