#1 Edited by Sackmanjones (5206 posts) -

I'm on my phone so I cant link it but on Patricks twitter it says he broke his collerbone riding home, and on his birthday. I just wanted to say, along with the rest of the community to get well soon! Who else is gonna get those scoops!? 
 
EDIT: Linked here

#2 Posted by JasonR86 (10007 posts) -

I just saw the tweet. I would embed it if I knew how. That sucks though. I hear that hurts like a bitch.

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#3 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5098 posts) -

And on his 21st birthday too, so sad. RIP Patrick.

#4 Posted by BaneFireLord (3085 posts) -

Jeez, what a shitty way to end a birthday.

#5 Posted by Sackmanjones (5206 posts) -
@BaneFireLord on the bright side I guess he got to enjoy most of his day....right?
#6 Posted by DrDarkStryfe (1287 posts) -

He went from Scoops to Spills.

#7 Posted by ManU_Fan10ne (688 posts) -

Get well soon :)

#8 Posted by Strife777 (1738 posts) -

That's a bummer. Could've been worst though.

#9 Posted by wjb (1760 posts) -

Shit. Hopefully it wasn't anything major that would require surgery.

#10 Posted by JZ (2343 posts) -

Ouch

#11 Posted by mrfluke (5661 posts) -
#12 Posted by triple07 (1239 posts) -

Get well soon Patrick!

#13 Posted by Cerberus3Dog (542 posts) -

I does hurt like hell. Take it easy duder, let the bone heal naturally. On your birthday, that blows.

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#14 Posted by Hizang (9359 posts) -

Ryan dug the pothole, confirmed!

#15 Posted by Patman99 (1636 posts) -

Oh holy shit. Is the bike ok???

I'm just kidding, that sounds terrible... I hope he can salvage a good birthday somehow.

#16 Posted by joshthebear (2704 posts) -

Fuck, that sucks. Get better Scoops.

#17 Posted by GnaTSoL (841 posts) -

@PeasantAbuse said:

And on his 21st birthday too, so sad. RIP Patrick.

He ain't 21..... if you were serious. He damn near 30.

#18 Posted by Animasta (14820 posts) -

@GnaTSoL said:

@PeasantAbuse said:

And on his 21st birthday too, so sad. RIP Patrick.

He ain't 21..... if you were serious. He damn near 30.

it was a joke because he looks young and is disgustingly skinny

the reason his collarbone broke is he is made out of sticks

(serious though, get well soon p-dawg)

#19 Posted by gogosox82 (441 posts) -

Ouch those collarbones hurt. I broke mine when i was a kid. Get well soon Patrick.

#20 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3296 posts) -

I can't wait until all the posts about how potholes hate Patrick and are ruining Giant Bomb.

#21 Posted by DeathByWaffle (699 posts) -

Damn son, that sucks. Breaking your collarbone can't be fun (I've never broken any bone myself, but I'd imagine any bone being broken has to suck).

#22 Edited by BaconGames (3775 posts) -

It must have been my Paul Rudd SNES gif that caused him to get distracted. Damnit I never meant for this to happen!

#23 Posted by mrfluke (5661 posts) -

@Animasta said:

@GnaTSoL said:

@PeasantAbuse said:

And on his 21st birthday too, so sad. RIP Patrick.

He ain't 21..... if you were serious. He damn near 30.

it was a joke because he looks young and is disgustingly skinny

the reason his collarbone broke is he is made out of sticks

(serious though, get well soon p-dawg)

patricks gonna have a huge 1up over everyone when he hits 40, as he'ill probably look 30 to people.

#24 Posted by Daveyo520 (7341 posts) -

That is why Cool Baby gave us 2.

#25 Posted by Kerned (1183 posts) -

That sucks! I hope you have a quick recovery, duder. I broke my elbow very badly about a year ago. It wasn't an experience I want to relive. You have my sympathies. #teamcollarbone

#26 Posted by C0V3RT (1393 posts) -

Bummer! What better way for a Bears fan to recouperate by brushing up with "Quarterback Attack with Mike Ditka." Who doesn't love an FMV game staring former Chicago Bears legend Mike Ditka? Here's to a speedy recovery.

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#27 Edited by Draxyle (1935 posts) -

Potholes are the quick time events of cycling.

— Max Temkin (@MaxTemkin) February 8, 2013

I laughed a little too hard at this.

Get well soon, Patrick! That sounds painful as heck. I assume we'll be seeing neck-brace Patrick in the office (assuming it's that kind of injury).

#28 Posted by edgeCrusher (291 posts) -

I was going to post this as a joke during the podcast (superbowl talk), but drinking and riding a bike is more dangerous than drinking and driving a car. Balance is your friend, and the first thing that goes when you consume alcohol. Still, get well soon man, Giant bomb doesn't forget it's own.

#29 Posted by kadash299 (339 posts) -

@PeasantAbuse said:

And on his 21st birthday too, so sad. RIP Patrick.

#30 Posted by ArtisanBreads (4703 posts) -

Yikes that's rough shit.

#31 Posted by JamesJeux007 (560 posts) -

Well, if he's joking about it on Twitter, at least we know it's not that serious. Get well and watch a lot of X-Files !

#32 Posted by mlarrabee (3222 posts) -

That piece is important. And very painful when broken, or so I've heard.

Here's to a swift and (as much as is possible) painless recovery, Patrick!

#33 Posted by Demoskinos (16320 posts) -

At first I thought that this was going to be someone just being a dick to Patrick again but damn this is...an unexpected turn of events.

#34 Edited by DaMisterChief (612 posts) -
Get Well Soon
#35 Posted by demonknightinuyasha (510 posts) -

That is a huge bummer any day of the week. Get well soon Patrick!

#36 Posted by rjayb89 (7806 posts) -

The combined hatred of Patrick in these forums willed that pothole into existence. Good job, you guys.

#37 Posted by MistaSparkle (2283 posts) -

My friend broke my other friends collar bone in middle school, so he punched him in the eye...you should punch that pothole, or your bike, in the eye.

Get better, duder! More time for you to play Fire Emblem!

#38 Posted by Mister_V (1627 posts) -

Ouch, sounds painful. Get well soon Patrick.

#39 Posted by bassman2112 (991 posts) -

Best of luck, and feel better soon Patrick! Sorry to hear about the pain; but it is really fantastic to see the spirits being kept high

Get better soon =)

#40 Posted by LaserGreen (53 posts) -

Thats awful, I hope you're otherwise ok Patrick! Get well soon.

#41 Posted by Philanthropy (142 posts) -

@face15: geez

#42 Posted by dOm_CaTz (275 posts) -
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i'll just leave this here.

#43 Posted by wumbo3000 (1100 posts) -

Breaking a collarbone on your birthday. That's a story to tell your grandchildren. Get better soon Patrick! Sounds really painful.

#44 Posted by dungbootle (2501 posts) -

That sucks, hope it gets better quickly.

On a related note I'm glad the community is giving him the birthday present of Patrick threads, whether they mean to or not!

#45 Posted by Green_Incarnate (1788 posts) -

OH, not a car accident. Well, that sucks anyways. Happy Birthday bro.

#46 Posted by sissylion (677 posts) -

More like... Tricky Oops

#47 Posted by Roland_D11 (196 posts) -

@face15: Please say you are being ironic....

#48 Posted by LiquidPrince (16490 posts) -

Ouch dude. Get well soon.

#49 Posted by Flappy (2404 posts) -

Get well soon, Patrick! Don't play too many visual novels while you heal up!

#50 Posted by Bane122 (883 posts) -

I don't buy it. Trickey's too baller to let a pothole get the better of him. I bet he was at some secret, bitchin' party and shit got too crazy.