Haiku Review: Alice in Wonderland

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Edited By turboman

Drink Me to grow small.
Open door to Wonderland.
Ask for a refund.

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#1  Edited By turboman

Drink Me to grow small.
Open door to Wonderland.
Ask for a refund.

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#2  Edited By fishmicmuffin

I didn't think it was THAT bad. There have been way worse movies. Granted, there have also been better movies....

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#3  Edited By Whisperkill

indeed. there was way too much action in this movie. 
 
Less action, more acid trips please

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#4  Edited By Brendan

I didn't find it terrible, but your review is insightful and hilarious good sir.
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#5  Edited By turboman

I sat through Alice wanting for it to go somewhere, or to at least experience SOMETHING... but the whole movie was just bland, with no personality behind it. In comparison to something that came out last year, Spike Jonze's "Where The Wild Things Are", Tim Burton looks like he has indeed lost it. Last great Tim Burton movie was Big Fish IMO....

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#6  Edited By Ineedaname

I agree with you.
 
And the 3D messed with my eyes a little.

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#7  Edited By cap123
*Underland
 
why did he even change that
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#8  Edited By turboman
@Ineedaname: and the 3D wasn't even that good.. it looked like stale, 2D backgrounds with just the people in the foreground off the screen a little bit