I don't like Patrick's name

This has gone on for far too long. Somebody had to point it out eventually. I'm sick and tired of Patrick's name. I mean, Patrick Klepek? Who comes up with that shit? Why are there so many K's? And personally, 2 P's is just too many.  
  
I demand he change his name, or we'll change it for him! It's a disgrace, an outrage! Giant Bomb deserves better, WE deserve better. Who's with me?

I get the sarcasm... I just... I don't... Yeah...

klepek klepek

@Alekss said:

klepek klepek

Klep Klep.

@Jackhole said:

This has gone on for far too long. Somebody had to point it out eventually. I'm sick and tired of Patrick's name. I mean, Patrick Klepek? Who comes up with that shit? Why are there so many K's? And personally, 2 P's is just too many. I demand he change his name, or we'll change it for him! It's a disgrace, an outrage! Giant Bomb deserves better, WE deserve better. Who's with me?

Satire is hard, don't worry about it.

As someone who is balding, i find his obscene amount of hair offensive. It's just distasteful to see him parade all day with all that glorious beautiful hair.

His name is really Kleptok. "Patrick Klepek" is an alien attempt at a human sounding name.

That's why he loves Patrice Desilets so much. Patricks stick together, in any language.

@Manhattan_Project said:

@Alekss said:

klepek klepek

Klep Klep.

Is that the sub-forum dealing with Klepek-centric porn?

(psst, I wish I didn't write that)

@Manhattan_Project said:

@Alekss said:

klepek klepek

Klep Klep.

klep klap paddy whack give a dog a bone

@Manhattan_Project: Sounds like a new Pokemon to me.

Clop Clop.

BOW BEFORE KLEPTOK

HE IS YOUR NEW GOD

He looks like a...

Marty Janetty.

If anyone should change there name , it should be Ryan Davis . It's too plain :P

I hear his real name is Patricia Adolf Bin Laden.

I think Jeff should change his name to Jeff G-man, seeing as how he's such a massive fan of Half-Life, and I always pronounce Gerstmann wrong.

Klepek Klepek has my vote.

@LiquidPrince said:

I get the sarcasm... I just... I don't... Yeah...

Yeah, it was... funny.

Patrick-Kleptrap

(Note to self: Stop playing Borderlands when coming up with names)

Whats your name?

@AlexanderSheen: Ohhh I get it! Sarcasm!

I hear he wasn't even born in America. Show us the birth artificer (for some reason "certificate" got auto-corrected to artificer, rollin with it).

That's anti Semitic

Patrick? Patrick!

*FLIPS TABLE*

Yeah...I know it's a joke, but we just don't need this.