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#1 Posted by Jackhole (390 posts) -

This has gone on for far too long. Somebody had to point it out eventually. I'm sick and tired of Patrick's name. I mean, Patrick Klepek? Who comes up with that shit? Why are there so many K's? And personally, 2 P's is just too many.  
  
I demand he change his name, or we'll change it for him! It's a disgrace, an outrage! Giant Bomb deserves better, WE deserve better. Who's with me?

#2 Posted by LiquidPrince (16181 posts) -

I get the sarcasm... I just... I don't... Yeah...

#3 Posted by Alekss (327 posts) -

klepek klepek

#4 Posted by Manhattan_Project (2178 posts) -

@Alekss said:

klepek klepek

Klep Klep.

#5 Posted by Kevin_Cogneto (1177 posts) -

@Jackhole said:

This has gone on for far too long. Somebody had to point it out eventually. I'm sick and tired of Patrick's name. I mean, Patrick Klepek? Who comes up with that shit? Why are there so many K's? And personally, 2 P's is just too many. I demand he change his name, or we'll change it for him! It's a disgrace, an outrage! Giant Bomb deserves better, WE deserve better. Who's with me?

Satire is hard, don't worry about it.

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#6 Posted by Pr1mus (3951 posts) -

As someone who is balding, i find his obscene amount of hair offensive. It's just distasteful to see him parade all day with all that glorious beautiful hair.

#7 Posted by SomethingClever (423 posts) -

His name is really Kleptok. "Patrick Klepek" is an alien attempt at a human sounding name.

#8 Posted by Brodehouse (10131 posts) -

That's why he loves Patrice Desilets so much. Patricks stick together, in any language.

#9 Edited by SirOptimusPrime (2030 posts) -

@Manhattan_Project said:

@Alekss said:

klepek klepek

Klep Klep.

Is that the sub-forum dealing with Klepek-centric porn?

(psst, I wish I didn't write that)

#10 Posted by Jams (2966 posts) -

@Manhattan_Project said:

@Alekss said:

klepek klepek

Klep Klep.

klep klap paddy whack give a dog a bone

#11 Posted by dungbootle (2428 posts) -
#12 Posted by RazielCuts (2987 posts) -

@Manhattan_Project: Sounds like a new Pokemon to me.

#13 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (3790 posts) -
#14 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (3925 posts) -

BOW BEFORE KLEPTOK

HE IS YOUR NEW GOD

#15 Posted by TheHBK (5563 posts) -

He looks like a...

Marty Janetty.

#16 Posted by spankingaddict (2740 posts) -

If anyone should change there name , it should be Ryan Davis . It's too plain :P

#17 Posted by TruthTellah (9478 posts) -

I hear his real name is Patricia Adolf Bin Laden.

#18 Posted by Picsl (195 posts) -

I think Jeff should change his name to Jeff G-man, seeing as how he's such a massive fan of Half-Life, and I always pronounce Gerstmann wrong.

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#19 Posted by JeffGoldblum (3715 posts) -

Klepek Klepek has my vote.

#20 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5101 posts) -

@LiquidPrince said:

I get the sarcasm... I just... I don't... Yeah...

Yeah, it was... funny.

#21 Posted by RupertTheBear (202 posts) -

Patrick-Kleptrap

(Note to self: Stop playing Borderlands when coming up with names)

#22 Posted by Hockeymask27 (3683 posts) -

Whats your name?

#23 Posted by Syphous (170 posts) -

@AlexanderSheen: Ohhh I get it! Sarcasm!

#24 Posted by ThePaleKing (613 posts) -

I hear he wasn't even born in America. Show us the birth artificer (for some reason "certificate" got auto-corrected to artificer, rollin with it).

#25 Posted by Bourbon_Warrior (4523 posts) -

That's anti Semitic

#26 Posted by LTSmash (659 posts) -

Patrick? Patrick!

*FLIPS TABLE*

#27 Posted by Chaser324 (6744 posts) -

Yeah...I know it's a joke, but we just don't need this.

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