This topic is locked from further discussion.

Avatar image for jackhole
#1 Posted by Jackhole (407 posts) -

This has gone on for far too long. Somebody had to point it out eventually. I'm sick and tired of Patrick's name. I mean, Patrick Klepek? Who comes up with that shit? Why are there so many K's? And personally, 2 P's is just too many.  
  
I demand he change his name, or we'll change it for him! It's a disgrace, an outrage! Giant Bomb deserves better, WE deserve better. Who's with me?

Avatar image for liquidprince
#2 Posted by LiquidPrince (16829 posts) -

I get the sarcasm... I just... I don't... Yeah...

Avatar image for alekss
#3 Posted by Alekss (357 posts) -

klepek klepek

Avatar image for manhattan_project
#4 Posted by Manhattan_Project (2251 posts) -

@Alekss said:

klepek klepek

Klep Klep.

Avatar image for kevin_cogneto
#5 Posted by Kevin_Cogneto (1583 posts) -

@Jackhole said:

This has gone on for far too long. Somebody had to point it out eventually. I'm sick and tired of Patrick's name. I mean, Patrick Klepek? Who comes up with that shit? Why are there so many K's? And personally, 2 P's is just too many. I demand he change his name, or we'll change it for him! It's a disgrace, an outrage! Giant Bomb deserves better, WE deserve better. Who's with me?

Satire is hard, don't worry about it.

Avatar image for pr1mus
#6 Posted by pr1mus (4158 posts) -

As someone who is balding, i find his obscene amount of hair offensive. It's just distasteful to see him parade all day with all that glorious beautiful hair.

Avatar image for somethingclever
#7 Posted by SomethingClever (454 posts) -

His name is really Kleptok. "Patrick Klepek" is an alien attempt at a human sounding name.

Avatar image for brodehouse
#8 Posted by Brodehouse (10827 posts) -

That's why he loves Patrice Desilets so much. Patricks stick together, in any language.

Avatar image for siroptimusprime
#9 Edited by SirOptimusPrime (2043 posts) -

@Manhattan_Project said:

@Alekss said:

klepek klepek

Klep Klep.

Is that the sub-forum dealing with Klepek-centric porn?

(psst, I wish I didn't write that)

Avatar image for jams
#10 Posted by Jams (3043 posts) -

@Manhattan_Project said:

@Alekss said:

klepek klepek

Klep Klep.

klep klap paddy whack give a dog a bone

Avatar image for dungbootle
#11 Posted by dungbootle (2502 posts) -
No Caption Provided
Avatar image for razielcuts
#12 Posted by RazielCuts (3253 posts) -

@Manhattan_Project: Sounds like a new Pokemon to me.

Avatar image for blu3v3nom07
#13 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4348 posts) -
Avatar image for thesoutherndandy
#14 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (4102 posts) -

BOW BEFORE KLEPTOK

HE IS YOUR NEW GOD

Avatar image for thehbk
#15 Posted by TheHBK (5664 posts) -

He looks like a...

Marty Janetty.

Avatar image for spankingaddict
#16 Posted by spankingaddict (2929 posts) -

If anyone should change there name , it should be Ryan Davis . It's too plain :P

Avatar image for truthtellah
#17 Posted by TruthTellah (9805 posts) -

I hear his real name is Patricia Adolf Bin Laden.

Avatar image for jnsk
#18 Posted by JNSK (223 posts) -

I think Jeff should change his name to Jeff G-man, seeing as how he's such a massive fan of Half-Life, and I always pronounce Gerstmann wrong.

Avatar image for jeffgoldblum
#19 Posted by JeffGoldblum (3840 posts) -

Klepek Klepek has my vote.

Avatar image for alexandersheen
#20 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5150 posts) -

@LiquidPrince said:

I get the sarcasm... I just... I don't... Yeah...

Yeah, it was... funny.

Avatar image for rupertthebear
#21 Posted by RupertTheBear (268 posts) -

Patrick-Kleptrap

(Note to self: Stop playing Borderlands when coming up with names)

Avatar image for hockeymask27
#22 Posted by hockeymask27 (3694 posts) -

Whats your name?

Avatar image for syphous
#23 Posted by Syphous (189 posts) -

@AlexanderSheen: Ohhh I get it! Sarcasm!

Avatar image for thepaleking
#24 Posted by ThePaleKing (613 posts) -

I hear he wasn't even born in America. Show us the birth artificer (for some reason "certificate" got auto-corrected to artificer, rollin with it).

Avatar image for bourbon_warrior
#25 Posted by Bourbon_Warrior (4569 posts) -

That's anti Semitic

Avatar image for ltsmash
#26 Posted by LTSmash (783 posts) -

Patrick? Patrick!

*FLIPS TABLE*

Avatar image for chaser324
#27 Posted by Chaser324 (8027 posts) -

Yeah...I know it's a joke, but we just don't need this.

Moderator