I've got these 3-year-old illegal Fireworks. Should I light them off?

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#1  Edited By CastroCasper
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#2  Edited By dragonface

Probably not a good idea

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#3  Edited By McGhee

Only if you film it and put it on YouTube.

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#4  Edited By CastroCasper

I have three Roman Candles, and a Black Cat pre-loaded Mortar for sure, maybe more. They are illegal because pretty much every type of firework that isn't a sparkler is illegal here. I don't trust fireworks in the first place, but 3 year old ones that have been kept in a closet, mannn.

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#5  Edited By BraveToaster

Do it right in front of a police station.

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#6  Edited By Kyreo

Those things are made with one purpose in mind.  To blow up.  Fulfill their destiny.

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#7  Edited By iam3green

you should launch them sometime. i don't really think they will go off since they are old. i say that it's idiots that don't know how to use them, make stuff illegal.

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#8  Edited By CastroCasper
@iam3green said:
" you should launch them sometime. i don't really think they will go off since they are old. i say that it's idiots that don't know how to use them, make stuff illegal. "
Yeah, idiots and dry weather. I would go buy some extra fuse to get a good head start, but if it doesn't go off, I'll just blame the neighbors.
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#9  Edited By bongoboy
@McGhee_the_Insomniac: Agreed. 

Also: "  Don't use old fireworks unless they've been kept safe

Fireworks can keep well for years as long as they're kept in a cool,  dry  place and aren't constantly being handled..  Any jostling or handing that a firework may have gone through in the course of a year can cause powder to leak, resulting in air pockets in the tubes.  These air pockets can act as tiny combustion chambers and cause an unexpected explosion." ( http://www.pyrouniverse.com/safety.htm )

But then again, this is coming from a site that has instructions like "only use when parents are present" and "watch from 75ft. away" ... you know, dumb and unfun stuff. :)

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#10  Edited By Enigma777
@dragonface said:
" Probably not a good idea "
Yea... It's a great idea!
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#11  Edited By crusader8463

Sure! You got two of all the important body parts. So what if you lose one of them?

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#12  Edited By CastroCasper
@bongoboy: Well they have been in my closet forever, a dry, unjostled place. Maybe I can find a friend to do it, then Ill record the video. 

@crusader8463: I like your logic, Sir.
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#13  Edited By skittles
@Kyreo said:
" Those things are made with one purpose in mind.  To blow up.  Fulfill their destiny. "
Listen to this guy, he knows what's up.
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Not because they're illegal, but because I've had first hand experience with lighting old fireworks, and IT DOESN'T TURN OUT WELL, or at least it didn't for me.  I lit a strip or two of those little ones that sound like machine guns and look like dynamite, and they were 5 years old.  Instantly (and I MEAN instantly) blew up in my hand.  Wasn't fuse length either, it was 4 or 5 inches.  Only got some pretty minor burns, could have been worse had that been something else.

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#15  Edited By Example1013

GO FOR IT! What's the worst that could happen?


(I sorta know people who have lost fingers doing shit like this)
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#16  Edited By Vodun

Is the heightened risk of blowing off limbs worth the temporarily thrill of blowing shit up? Then go for it, just make sure you don't put anyone else in danger. It's your fingers, you do what you want with them.

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#17  Edited By sjosz

The only correct answer is no.

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#18  Edited By jking47

I support the filming and putting it on youtube.

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Are you worried about the legal ramifications? the age? what?

If its the age then there is no worry since fireworks use blackpower combinations and not TNT their age really doesn't matter at most they wont work. As for legality? as long as you do it in a secrective area then you wont get in trouble and even if you did its not like they would fine you just likely warn you and confiscate the fireworks.

 

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#20  Edited By justinguiles6

There's only but so many ways I can say : Hell YEAH!!!