Jax is complete garbage in mk9

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#1  Edited By MasterChief

I used his ass for all the previous mk9's and his ground and pound is fuckin slow as fuck, he has no fuckin smgs, and one of the biggest problems i have is he looks like a FULL TIME FUCKIN MEXICAN. (im half mexican, I want to use the fuckin cool looking jax from mk3

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He still says, "GOTCHA."


So, that's a win. 
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#3  Edited By Xeiphyer

Robo arms.

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#4  Edited By ryanwho

Full time Mexican.

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#5  Edited By Lukeweizer
@MasterChief said:
" I used his ass for all the previous mk9's... "
How many MK 9's are there?
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#6  Edited By McGhee

I prefer full time Mexican over half time. I wanna get my money's worth.

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#7  Edited By Agent47
@MasterChief: Full...time mexican...!?What does this mean!?I feel offended sir.
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#8  Edited By dunkard

Is Jax the guy using guns? IMO its not a good idea, and I think it destroys the concept of Mortal Kombat. I played Jackx at DC vs MK for x360, and I didn't like the idea that someone has  to use guns on a game like MK.

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#9  Edited By Obsidian

Can you try saying "fuckin" a few more times? I'm not really sure I got your point.

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#10  Edited By craigbo180

I love that your user name is master chief. Mental image win.

Side note: Master Chief is apparently half (part time) Mexican.

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Has Jax ever been good ?

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#12  Edited By JoMu
@Agent47:  I think a full time Mexican gets in 40 hours (or more) a week of Mexicanning at the Mexicannery. 
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#13  Edited By CaptainObvious

Those fucking full time Mexicans.

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#14  Edited By MysteriousBob
@MasterChief said:
" pound is fuckin slow as fuck, he has no fuckin smgs "
... huh? He only had guns in the PS2 games... and those games were garbage. Therefore, Jax has never used guns in the games that actually matter. Including this one.
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#15  Edited By Azteck
@craigbo180 said:
" I love that your user name is master chief. Mental image win.Side note: Master Chief is apparently half (part time) Mexican. "
I always suspected it but I was never sure
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#16  Edited By xyzygy

Hey, give Jax a break. He comes home everyday from his Full Time Mexican and just wants to put the SMGs away, maybe his arms a little too to do fast ground pounds. He just wants a few beers before he goes back in the next day for more under the table labor roofing and drywalling.

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#17  Edited By BigLemon
@MasterChief said:
" I used his ass...                                       "
mmm, talk slower.
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#18  Edited By jozzy

Oh hi, just calling to see if the part-time mexican job is still available.

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#19  Edited By masternater27

I wish I was Mexican so I could adopt that as a sn

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#20  Edited By jking47

if you have robot arms and you are bitching about not having SMG's, you need to get your priorities straight.

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#21  Edited By Karl_Boss
@Lukeweizer said:
" @MasterChief said:
" I used his ass for all the previous mk9's... "
How many MK 9's are there? "
Exactly what I was thinking.....is this guy from the future or something?
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#22  Edited By ajamafalous

Fucking god, this thread.

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#23  Edited By Enigma777
@MasterChief said:
" I used his ass for all the previous mk9's and his ground and pound is fuckin slow as fuck, he has no fuckin smgs, and one of the biggest problems i have is he looks like a FULL TIME FUCKIN MEXICAN. (im half mexican, I want to use the fuckin cool looking jax from mk3 "
So does that also make you only half racist? 
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#24  Edited By ProfessorEss

Sounds right to me.

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#25  Edited By EuanDewar

Full Time Mexican.

Full Time...

5 Stars.

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#26  Edited By buzz_clik
@craigbo180 said:
" Side note: Master Chief is apparently half (part time) Mexican. "
To the wiki!

@Hellstrom said:
" I bet Danny Trejo is full time, yea he definately full time. "
No doubt. And he probably does some freelance Mexicanning in his spare time, too.
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#27  Edited By PixelPrinny

Posting in an epic thread, maybe?

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#28  Edited By jasta

Mexicans are cool. Full time fuckin Mexicans on the other hand...

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#29  Edited By roborobb

You know what, for a dude that has ROBOT ARMS, Jax isn't that great.

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#30  Edited By Black_Rose
I'm only Mexican 2% of the time myself.  
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#31  Edited By Yummylee
Has anyone- no? no, OK then..

.....I hear full time Mexicans get free dental.

  
  

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#32  Edited By IBurningStar

Fulltime Mexican. That is, like, some sort of spinoff from Fullmetal Alchemist or something, right?

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It's threads like these that clutter up my list of bookmarks.