Joe's Guide to Being Pretentious in 2010 - Part 1:

Instead of using the word ‘space’ to refer to an area, say ‘real estate’.

For example: I’m going to cook this frozen pizza, because it’s taking up a lot of freezer real estate, and I have frozen peas I need to put in there.

Instead of using the word ‘space’ to refer to an area, say ‘real estate’.

For example: I’m going to cook this frozen pizza, because it’s taking up a lot of freezer real estate, and I have frozen peas I need to put in there.