Obsessed with playing games that have horses in them.

And I'm not talking about the purdy horses in Red Dead. I'm talking about Horsez with a Z and Lucinda Green's Equestrian Challenge. Gallop Racer 2k6. I need to stop.

And I'm not talking about the purdy horses in Red Dead. I'm talking about Horsez with a Z and Lucinda Green's Equestrian Challenge. Gallop Racer 2k6. I need to stop.

Most likely, man.

Were you a centaur in your past life?

Equus.

I see nothing wrong with this.

I know not these horses that you speak of. COME SHADOWFAX! TO RIVENDELL!

I know not these horses that you speak of. COME SHADOWFAX! TO RIVENDELL!

Gallop Racer 2k6 is blowing up son! Hype levels off the charts!

Be careful you don't end up like Mr. Hands.