#1 Posted by chrismafuchris (1088 posts) -

Today, in a ravenous for of hunger, I seemed to recall how on some episode of the Bombcast, Ryan detailed assembling what he dubbed the "Whopper Taco", or something to that effect, in which a Whopper was disassembled and meticulously reassembled inside of a Taco Bell 4 Layer Burrito. In all my twisted craving, I longed endlessly for this creation to be within me, but alas, I was stymied: I could not remember Ryan's directions. For this reason I ask, does anyone know how Ryan assembles his concoction of debauchery, or will I never know the taste of the fabled burrito.

#2 Posted by Phatmac (5725 posts) -

Dude. No.

#3 Posted by Roflwaffles (184 posts) -

It would suck just like the big mac snack wrap.

#4 Edited by Zacagawea (1590 posts) -

Jeff talked about that with Brad Muir early in the Doom II stream, I sadly do not remember. Might want to look there.

It's something Ryan does with his hoodlum friends
#5 Posted by jking47 (1210 posts) -

@chrismafuchris: Aight, all you do is go buy a whopper (preferably with everything on it, extra whatever) and then you go to taco bell and get a 7 layer burrito. You then roll the whopper into the burrito. I do not take any responsibility for what happens to you afterwards.

#6 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -

I see bubble guts in your future, you brave soul, you.

#7 Posted by Grilledcheez (3947 posts) -

That's a one way ticket to the shits!

#8 Edited by OllyOxenFree (4970 posts) -

Ryan's concoctions are the nastiest of shits. God speed.

#9 Posted by MikkaQ (10284 posts) -

I eat a tremendous amount of bad food and I would never condone indulging in that... mess.

#10 Posted by Dallas_Raines (2160 posts) -

McGangBangs are pretty much the limit for me when it comes to disgusting ass fast food.

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#11 Posted by Demoskinos (14779 posts) -

@MikkaQ said:

I eat a tremendous amount of bad food and I would never condone indulging in that... mess.

This. That is repulsive.

#12 Posted by chilibean_3 (1635 posts) -

Surely there are better ways to commit suicide?

#13 Posted by ReyGitano (2467 posts) -

@chrismafuchris: I refuse to be the cause of your death by food. I prefer fire.

#14 Edited by Getz (2998 posts) -

@Dallas_Raines said:

McGangBangs are pretty much the limit for me when it comes to disgusting ass fast food.

Please sir, the correct terminology is "The 2 Dollar McGangBang" and they're fucking delicious. OK... maybe delicious isn't the right word, but it's cheap and filling until you're crapping it out 2 hours later.

#15 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

Please don't, duder. I don't want to see you die.

#16 Posted by joshthebear (2700 posts) -

God no. Your body will hate you for such a long time.

#17 Edited by Roger_Klotz (776 posts) -

Have fun with your daily serving of sodium in one meal and the diarrhea. Bring a glass of water.

#18 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

well enjoy that.

i have something taco pizza, anything that a taco has. remove the shell and put it on a pizza, dominos, little ceasars, "fast food pizza place".

a mexican pizza, crunch wrap- unwrap the crunch wrap and put the mexican pizza inside and then wrap it back up. the mexican pizza goes right into the crunch wrap.

#19 Posted by DystopiaX (5305 posts) -

@Getz said:

@Dallas_Raines said:

McGangBangs are pretty much the limit for me when it comes to disgusting ass fast food.

Please sir, the correct terminology is "The 2 Dollar McGangBang" and they're fucking delicious. OK... maybe delicious isn't the right word, but it's cheap and filling until you're crapping it out 2 hours later.

Only now those sandwiches aren't 1 dollar each on every dollar menu :(

#20 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3050 posts) -

I'd eat one. I've had a double down from KFC, this can't be much worse.

#21 Posted by Vigil (231 posts) -

As your physician I'd advise against this noble undertaking, but I'm not so get your ass to the closest Taco Bell and Burger King asap.

#22 Posted by wefwefasdf (6729 posts) -

You should record yourself assembling and eating it as a Giant Bomb forum exclusive.

#23 Posted by warxsnake (2650 posts) -

dont do this please, unless you want to end up around the same size as ryan