Whopper Burrito

Today, in a ravenous for of hunger, I seemed to recall how on some episode of the Bombcast, Ryan detailed assembling what he dubbed the "Whopper Taco", or something to that effect, in which a Whopper was disassembled and meticulously reassembled inside of a Taco Bell 4 Layer Burrito. In all my twisted craving, I longed endlessly for this creation to be within me, but alas, I was stymied: I could not remember Ryan's directions. For this reason I ask, does anyone know how Ryan assembles his concoction of debauchery, or will I never know the taste of the fabled burrito.

Dude. No.

It would suck just like the big mac snack wrap.

Jeff talked about that with Brad Muir early in the Doom II stream, I sadly do not remember. Might want to look there.

It's something Ryan does with his hoodlum friends

@chrismafuchris: Aight, all you do is go buy a whopper (preferably with everything on it, extra whatever) and then you go to taco bell and get a 7 layer burrito. You then roll the whopper into the burrito. I do not take any responsibility for what happens to you afterwards.

That's a one way ticket to the shits!

Ryan's concoctions are the nastiest of shits. God speed.

I eat a tremendous amount of bad food and I would never condone indulging in that... mess.

McGangBangs are pretty much the limit for me when it comes to disgusting ass fast food.

@MikkaQ said:

I eat a tremendous amount of bad food and I would never condone indulging in that... mess.

This. That is repulsive.

Surely there are better ways to commit suicide?

@chrismafuchris: I refuse to be the cause of your death by food. I prefer fire.

@Dallas_Raines said:

McGangBangs are pretty much the limit for me when it comes to disgusting ass fast food.

Please sir, the correct terminology is "The 2 Dollar McGangBang" and they're fucking delicious. OK... maybe delicious isn't the right word, but it's cheap and filling until you're crapping it out 2 hours later.

Please don't, duder. I don't want to see you die.

God no. Your body will hate you for such a long time.

Have fun with your daily serving of sodium in one meal and the diarrhea. Bring a glass of water.

well enjoy that.

i have something taco pizza, anything that a taco has. remove the shell and put it on a pizza, dominos, little ceasars, "fast food pizza place".

a mexican pizza, crunch wrap- unwrap the crunch wrap and put the mexican pizza inside and then wrap it back up. the mexican pizza goes right into the crunch wrap.

@Getz said:

@Dallas_Raines said:

McGangBangs are pretty much the limit for me when it comes to disgusting ass fast food.

Please sir, the correct terminology is "The 2 Dollar McGangBang" and they're fucking delicious. OK... maybe delicious isn't the right word, but it's cheap and filling until you're crapping it out 2 hours later.

Only now those sandwiches aren't 1 dollar each on every dollar menu :(

I'd eat one. I've had a double down from KFC, this can't be much worse.

As your physician I'd advise against this noble undertaking, but I'm not so get your ass to the closest Taco Bell and Burger King asap.

You should record yourself assembling and eating it as a Giant Bomb forum exclusive.

dont do this please, unless you want to end up around the same size as ryan

I am very tempted to try this as they mentioned it on the recent bombcast...

If someone finds me the directions I will youtube it.