Would you rather...?

The recent bombcast question regarding the telepathic dog vs teleporting cat, and chicken & dumpling pooping dog, reminded me of a book my friend showed me in high school.  It was a book which gave you two extremely bizarre options to choose from and I think it was even called "Would you rather"
 
To play along simply post an either/or question and respond to another one.  You must choose one of the options, no backing out or choosing an unlisted third option. 
 
Would you rather: 
A. sweat ketchup 
B. grow cheese-wiz as facial hair.

@Inkerman said:

@shamroll: B Would you rather: A. Have a credit card with no limit you never had to pay back.B. Die in a fire. Wait...

B. Die in a fire

Would you rather see Xmen 3 or spiderman 3?

Was the book called "let's rip off a bit from the podcast Comedy BangBang"?

@Red12b: What sex is the sheep?

@dudy80 said:

@Red12b: What sex is the sheep?

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@Red12b: What sex is the sheep?

@dudy80 said:

@Red12b: What sex is the sheep?

^

Would you rather win a million dollars but have to fuck a sheep, or be in debt of 1 million dollars but have Jennifer connelly and Scarlett Johansson

@Red12b said:

Would you rather win a million dollars but have to fuck a sheep, or be in debt of 1 million dollars but have Jennifer connelly and Scarlett Johansson

Fuck the sheep, those chicks don't interest me so it wouldn't be a fair payoff.  Would you rather: Talk to animals or Talk to plants

@Inkerman: Would you rather  A) Have the most beautiful, smart, nicest girlfriend in the world B) Have the meanest, most vile, ugly girlfriend in the whole world

@Aronman789: Talk to plants of course! Would you rather...

make a shitty thread that gets a ton of replies or

make a decent thread that got no replies?

@Aronman789: Talk to plants of course! Would you rather...

make a shitty thread that gets a ton of replies or

make a decent thread that got no replies?

C. Neither

@ryanwho said:

Was the book called "let's rip off a bit from the podcast Comedy BangBang"?

As much as I love the Comedy Bang Bang podcast, they certainly were not the ones to invent the idea of "Would You Rather?" (although I would say that they do it best).

It saw its first board game version in 2004 (while Comedy Bang Bang started in 2009) which was quite popular and existed as a conversational "game" before then as well.