You just returned from work today to discover that your house had... (Part 2 of Jay against humanity! The Poll!)

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#2  Edited By Jay444111

Part 2 of my new weekly thing I plan on doing on Wednesday's. So yeah... pick your poison my fellow Giantbombers! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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#3  Edited By Video_Game_King

What exactly are you insinuating with I?

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#4  Edited By Cloudenvy

Sorry, I copyrighted Jay Against Humanity after your first thread. Pay up!

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#5  Edited By joshth

this is...Interesting. I just got an iPad so of course my books committed ritual suicide

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#6  Edited By Jay444111

@Video_Game_King said:

What exactly are you insinuating with I?

Wut?

@Cloudenvy said:

Sorry, I copyrighted Jay Against Humanity after your first thread. Pay up!

But I am not making money... and I am poor... :(

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#7  Edited By Video_Game_King

@Jay444111:

Read your options.

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#8  Edited By Jay444111

@Video_Game_King said:

@Jay444111:

Read your options.

Not your species... Planet X's race of aliens. Those guy's planet always fucks up some ones orbit when going around the solar system.

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#9  Edited By NlGHTCRAWLER

The sequel is never as good as the original.

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#10  Edited By ImmortalSaiyan

I picked A because it's the most amusing.

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#11  Edited By AlexanderSheen

J.

I heard Hell is a pretty nice place.

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#12  Edited By SarjuTheRapper

VOTED K FOR USE OF THE TERM "BEEN BURGELURGED"

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#13  Edited By Justin258

I picked K.

I don't have any rupees. See, with this sort of damage, all I have is a bunch of broken containers. Everything else involves either my death or the complete obliteration of all my belongings. So unless I can also sprout Goku-like abilities, I'll take my chances with cleaning up after some effeminate elf in green tights.

...wait, you know who should totally star in the (hypothetical) live-action American Zelda movie? Will fucking Ferrel.

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#14  Edited By pr1mus

Cthulu is the way.

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#15  Edited By rpgee

Oh Jay, you so crazy.

For the record, I. If I'm what's standing between galactic peace and interstellar war, then they can have my house. I can get another one eventually, it's fine.

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#16  Edited By drGiggless

what is this i dont even. why is there so many options. my head hurts.

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#17  Edited By ShockD

Dividing by zero should be prosecuted by the law.

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#18  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

The sequel is never as good as the original.

Except Fallout 2 of course.

Voted R.

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#19  Edited By Sambambo

Please don't waste your time on making this weekly.

It is dire.

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#20  Edited By stonyman65

I'd say the Yakuza. I have lots of guns and know how to use them, so some Japanese gangsters in my house wouldn't be much of a problem.

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#21  Edited By supamon

I would prefer this over CrouchingSpock's shogun 2 ramblings.

J because Diablo 3 is all I've been playing now!

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#22  Edited By Jay444111

@Stonyman65 said:

I'd say the Yakuza. I have lots of guns and know how to use them, so some Japanese gangsters in my house wouldn't be much of a problem.

Dude... you better make sure of that because the Yakuza is not to be fucked with. Considering a minor punishment by them is cutting off a damn finger!

@SuperSambo said:

Please don't waste your time on making this weekly.

It is dire.

Just for you! I will keep making them!@RPGee said:

Oh Jay, you so crazy.

For the record, I. If I'm what's standing between galactic peace and interstellar war, then they can have my house. I can get another one eventually, it's fine.

Completely understandable and I would do the same. However I would kindly ask for them to take some other house or at least get me somewhere to sleep.

@believer258 said:

I picked K.

I don't have any rupees. See, with this sort of damage, all I have is a bunch of broken containers. Everything else involves either my death or the complete obliteration of all my belongings. So unless I can also sprout Goku-like abilities, I'll take my chances with cleaning up after some effeminate elf in green tights.

...wait, you know who should totally star in the (hypothetical) live-action American Zelda movie? Will fucking Ferrel.

Yeah, but think about it, Link wouldn't know that a Xbox ISN'T a container and would destroy it, much like a computer tower or a damn TV. He would smash everything in the hope to get more Rupees.

Also, I agree, if Will Ferrel was going to be in one serious role nowadays, I want him to be Link. I can fully endorse this.

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VOTED K FOR USE OF THE TERM "BEEN BURGELURGED"

...I fully admit to not knowing how to spell that...

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#23  Edited By SarjuTheRapper
@Jay444111 said:

@SarjuTheRapper said:

VOTED K FOR USE OF THE TERM "BEEN BURGELURGED"

...I fully admit to not knowing how to spell that...

haha who cares, it's a lot of fun saying outloud. or just in my head
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#24  Edited By jjnen
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VOTED K FOR USE OF THE TERM "BEEN BURGELURGED"
Haha. Sold.