This is the reason why. For some reason I have this sick fascination with the game and I want it, badly. I've watched Jeff's play of it twice, once live and again on the Twitch archive . Then the Quick Look. I'm concerned there's something wrong with me because I've come to the point that if I had the money to burn I'd do it in a heart beat if I could pick up this game with it. And unfortunately, state tax dollars WILL give me the money to burn in a month. Maybe I love it because it's so bad/gimmicky. I mean, I bought Cookin' Mama and ate that up because it was so bad, hopefully that's all this is. And worst case scenario I get something I can watch Netflix and Amazon streaming on without having to use my computer.