There's always YouTube, right?

Marcus has been dead the whole time and Dom is really a Locust in a human-suit.

The game isn't out yet so the majority of people here won't know. I'm sure there is somewhere else you can find it though.

They sink cities with a Giant Worm.

Turns out Kevin Spacey could walk straight the whole time.

dom and marcus finally admit their feelings for each other and lovingly embrace under the warm glow of a lambent stalk.

coletrain breaks down and confesses his outlandish persona is all a marketing scam designed to exploit black stereotypes for the purpose of entertaining the overwhelmingly white thrashball fan base.

that white guy with the goggles whose name i don't remember continues to be a forgettable boring asshole

the end

@actionTACO said:

dom and marcus finally admit their feelings for each other and lovingly embrace under the warm glow of a lambent stalk.

coletrain breaks down and confesses his outlandish persona is all a marketing scam designed to exploit black stereotypes for the purpose of entertaining the overwhelmingly white thrashball fan base.

that white guy with the goggles whose name i don't remember continues to be a forgettable boring asshole

the end

The Coletrain part makes perfect sense.

Broin', shootin', buttsexin'.

I like Coletrain, sounds like Ice-tee's career.

@Loyal_Dragoon said:

@actionTACO said:

dom and marcus finally admit their feelings for each other and lovingly embrace under the warm glow of a lambent stalk.

coletrain breaks down and confesses his outlandish persona is all a marketing scam designed to exploit black stereotypes for the purpose of entertaining the overwhelmingly white thrashball fan base.

that white guy with the goggles whose name i don't remember continues to be a forgettable boring asshole

the end

The Coletrain part makes perfect sense.

It all makes sense.

If the fucking post editor worked I would embed the youtube video.

Fuck it, no doubt some little bitch will moan at me for posting it, but if you want it... SPOILERS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8LXmSrFDyM

The ending's been removed, but it was shit anyway. And if the GB crew could be bothered to fix their post editor, I'd put it in spoiler tags.