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    A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested).

    Who Would WIn In A Fight To The Death?

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    #1  Edited By smallville123

    Grimmice or the Hamburgler?

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    #2  Edited By Someguy0504

    Definitely the Hamburgler. Hands down.

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    #3  Edited By shotaro

    The Hamburgler would sneak up on grimmice poor thing wouldn't stand a chance

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    #4  Edited By smallville123

    Dude grimmice only pretends to be retarded.  He would wait till the hamburgler didn't suspect a thing and chock him with piano wire!

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    #5  Edited By Ryan_

    grimmice would paint a picture of himself to trick the hamburgler then he would hit him in the back of the head with a shovel

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    #6  Edited By John1912

    The hamburgler is an evil looking basterd, and hes still in his prison clothes.  That sucker has been in some prison yard rumbles for sure.  Grimmice would get owned.

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    #7  Edited By Giantkitty

    Grimace will sit on him and probably not realize it. Or maybe just eat him.





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    #8  Edited By Mr_Bauer

    Grimace for sure.

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    #9  Edited By shorthair

    just cuz of that picture of Grimace eating that kid: Grimace for winner

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    #10  Edited By LuckyWanderDude

    Grimmace. I have a feeling he has a dark secret that could be unleashed....

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    #11  Edited By twenty0ne
    Giantkitty said:
    "Grimace will sit on him and probably not realize it. Or maybe just eat him.





    "
    I've made up my mind...
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    #12  Edited By smallville123
    Giantkitty said:
    "Grimace will sit on him and probably not realize it. Or maybe just eat him.





    "
    Hahah.....my theory looks about right, any evil pics of the hamburgler can find post em.
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    #13  Edited By Shocker

    I'm going with Hamburgler

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    #14  Edited By DJ_LaFleur

    Grimmice would eat the hamburglar. I would know, I saw grimmice *sniffle* eat one my friends! D:

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    Hmmm... Who would win in a fight between the Grimace and the Hamburglar...

    ...
    ...
    I'm going to have to say Chuck Norris.


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    #16  Edited By ajarbuckle

    the hamburgler...he's already been to jail. and will not be raped again

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    #17  Edited By twenty0ne
    ajarbuckle said:
    "the hamburgler...he's already been to jail. and will not be raped again
    "
    Lulz.
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    #18  Edited By Bennyishere

    Tough one. I've always seen the Hamburglar as a child rapist and not really a good fighter, while Grimmace probably does some nice damage with his body slam.

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    #19  Edited By Homer

    Hamburglar. Grimmace is a giant purple tub of lard.

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    #20  Edited By smallville123
    MagusMaleficus said:
    "Hmmm... Who would win in a fight between the Grimace and the Hamburglar...
    ...
    ...
    I'm going to have to say Chuck Norris.


    "
    Lol if your gonna throw chuck norris in its no contest!
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    #21  Edited By Termite

    No, I'm going to say it

    Grimmace can beat Chuck Norris

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    Termite said:
    "No, I'm going to say it

    Grimmace can beat Chuck Norris
    "
    Blasphemy!
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    #23  Edited By darthzew

    Hamburgler is a woman. Grimace FTW!

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    #24  Edited By OGCartman

    Grimace!

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    #25  Edited By smallville123

    I'm bringing it back!

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    #26  Edited By Bullet_Jr

    Grimace is purple, the color of evil.

    It just seems like he's more likely to bludgeon Hamburgler to death in a Of-Mice-and-Men-esque fit of passion.

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    #27  Edited By Vance_Helsing

    Seriously guys, do you really think that the Hamburglar can even put up a decent fight against the Grimace?
    Grimace, hands down, even this video knows it. (and If you can guess what show this is from, I'll be your new best friend forever and ever and ever).

      
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    #28  Edited By Optiow

    Hamburgeler.

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    #29  Edited By smallville123

    haha best video ever!  Who wouldn't know that was from Clerks: TAS!

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    #30  Edited By TheGreatGuero

    Grimace all the way. Just to think... if they joined forces, they would be UNSTOPPABLE!

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    #31  Edited By penguindust

    Old school Gimmace has four arms.  Two arms to hold Hamburgler down, and two arms to bring the pain.

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    #32  Edited By HandsomeDead

    The Hamburglar always seemed like a badass on the sly. He'd definitely take him down.

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    #33  Edited By smallville123

    Haha WHERE THE COKE?!  I wanna tiple dick shake too!

      
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    #34  Edited By psmgamer

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