So I beat Assassin's Creed 2 a little over a week ago. I was getting excited about making an awesomeness about IT'S awesomeness and then Tuesday the 26th of January rolled around. I quickly forgot everything I knew about Ezio, and got all up in Commander Shepard's grill-sapce. Two days before my birthday and Bioware lays this shit on me? Get outta town. 
 
Mass Effect 2, more or less, took over my life for 5 days. I played it for around 40 hours, explored every planet, and fucked everything with ovaries or alien reproductive organs on my ship. I absolutely loved this game. I played it as a goody-two-shoes the first time. I'm planning on playing it again, this time as a bad-ass on INSANITY! WHOAAA!!! Mass Effect 2 is a must-buy. So if you haven't bought it yet, you must. And you must play it.
 
Almost everything there was not to like about the original Mass Effect, is gone, or has been fixed. No more shooting at giant red triangles. No more stupid MAKO. No more, well, bad stuff. This game's cinematic are top-notch. You're basically watching a movie during every dialogue or cut scene. It's amazing to see the types of cinematic camera angles and moves they used. "A" fucking "plus" to the art direction team, along with everyone else at Bioware who put their hands on this wonderful, spectacular, Awesomenesss-filled game. Besides scanning planets for minerals, there is almost nothing un-fun about Mass Effect 2. Expect a new Awesomeness shortly for a full review of this masterpiece. Mass Effect, you may be my new favorite Science-Fiction Saga. Star Wars can suck it.  

So I beat Assassin's Creed 2 a little over a week ago. I was getting excited about making an awesomeness about IT'S awesomeness and then Tuesday the 26th of January rolled around. I quickly forgot everything I knew about Ezio, and got all up in Commander Shepard's grill-sapce. Two days before my birthday and Bioware lays this shit on me? Get outta town. 
 
Mass Effect 2, more or less, took over my life for 5 days. I played it for around 40 hours, explored every planet, and fucked everything with ovaries or alien reproductive organs on my ship. I absolutely loved this game. I played it as a goody-two-shoes the first time. I'm planning on playing it again, this time as a bad-ass on INSANITY! WHOAAA!!! Mass Effect 2 is a must-buy. So if you haven't bought it yet, you must. And you must play it.
 
Almost everything there was not to like about the original Mass Effect, is gone, or has been fixed. No more shooting at giant red triangles. No more stupid MAKO. No more, well, bad stuff. This game's cinematic are top-notch. You're basically watching a movie during every dialogue or cut scene. It's amazing to see the types of cinematic camera angles and moves they used. "A" fucking "plus" to the art direction team, along with everyone else at Bioware who put their hands on this wonderful, spectacular, Awesomenesss-filled game. Besides scanning planets for minerals, there is almost nothing un-fun about Mass Effect 2. Expect a new Awesomeness shortly for a full review of this masterpiece. Mass Effect, you may be my new favorite Science-Fiction Saga. Star Wars can suck it.  

" Almost everything there was not to like about the original Mass Effect, is gone, or has been fixed. No more shooting at giant red triangles. No more stupid MAKO. No more, well, bad stuff. This game's cinematic are top-notch. You're basically watching a movie during every dialogue or cut scene. It's amazing to see the types of cinematic camera angles and moves they used. "A" fucking "plus" to the art direction team, along with everyone else at Bioware who put their hands on this wonderful, spectacular, Awesomenesss-filled game. Besides scanning planets for minerals, there is almost nothing un-fun about Mass Effect 2. Expect a new Awesomeness shortly for a full review of this masterpiece. Mass Effect, you may be my new favorite Science-Fiction Saga. Star Wars can suck it.   "

I want it soooooooo bad.

@Napalm said:

" @MrBojangles said:

" Almost everything there was not to like about the original Mass Effect, is gone, or has been fixed. No more shooting at giant red triangles. No more stupid MAKO. No more, well, bad stuff. This game's cinematic are top-notch. You're basically watching a movie during every dialogue or cut scene. It's amazing to see the types of cinematic camera angles and moves they used. "A" fucking "plus" to the art direction team, along with everyone else at Bioware who put their hands on this wonderful, spectacular, Awesomenesss-filled game. Besides scanning planets for minerals, there is almost nothing un-fun about Mass Effect 2. Expect a new Awesomeness shortly for a full review of this masterpiece. Mass Effect, you may be my new favorite Science-Fiction Saga. Star Wars can suck it.   "

So you just copy-pasted Brad's video review then, huh? "