The Ultimate Michael Jackson Experience - I Would Know
Let me get this out here right now. This is the greatest game ever made. Put down your 360 controller and hook up your Genesis (or if you're superior like me, the arcade cabinet) and get ready to hee hee.
In MICHAEL JACKSON'S Moonwalker, you play as me. You go around beating up dudes who aren't me and saving children. What? Why are you staring at me like that? HOO! Anyway, you go around healing the world and all that jazz. I also do this special move where I can make all the enemies on screen bust out dancing, but it hurts me, like it hurts me inside when I see Justin Timberlake try to be me. Only I can rock a fedora Timberlake.
If you're able to catch a shooting star as its coming down to Earth, I can turn into Mecha-Jackson and bust some fools with missiles and stuff. It's pretty awesome and completely factual.
I recommend you run down to your local video store and pick yourself up a copy of Moonwalker. It makes Halo 3 look like Wii Sports.