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Start Your Day Proper-Like With EVE Online Rap Video

The craziest EVE-related thing since that guy took all that ISK and ran off.

If you want to wake up like I do, I recommend rolling out of bed, go immediately to your computer, rub your eyes until you can see straight, and check your e-mail.

Actually, forget the e-mail part, because checking mine led to this rap video about EVE Online, done for the players of EVE Online by some of the CCP folks that work on EVE Online.

  
  
Oh, I should probably tell you that there's cursing in this video, in case that's a deal breaker. Also, it confirms something I've expected for quite some time... you do not want to eff around with the dudes that make EVE Online. This is probably the greatest company-produced song/rallying cry since that "Infogrames Rocks My World" joint that got dropped back when there was still an Infogrames.

...OK, fine, here's that, too. Only one I found in an embeddable format also has dudes from an IGN podcast covering the song after the original plays... and that's also pretty good.

Dirty_Harryon Oct. 7, 2009 at 8:29 a.m.
Awesome.
ComradeCrash is online on Oct. 7, 2009 at 8:30 a.m.
That was great!
Scooperon Oct. 7, 2009 at 8:33 a.m.
I love the smell of rap in the morning.
Forcenon Oct. 7, 2009 at 8:38 a.m.
Nice techno viking dancing there.
Bucketdethon Oct. 7, 2009 at 8:39 a.m.
Love this rap, I'd probably also love Eve if it wasn't so hardcore.
Fubaron Oct. 7, 2009 at 8:41 a.m.
Kinda 8 hours ahead here as i just got home from work now, but i must say it's the best thing about eve i'v seen.
MvBon Oct. 7, 2009 at 8:44 a.m.
Yup, this woke me up all right.
Buckon Oct. 7, 2009 at 8:46 a.m.
Now I have to watch techno-viking again :D
W0lfbl1tzerson Oct. 7, 2009 at 8:48 a.m.
That was HARD! 
Zabanton Oct. 7, 2009 at 8:49 a.m.
I'm getting  a serious goldie looking chain vibe from these guys
ahoodedfigureon Oct. 7, 2009 at 8:49 a.m.
THIS is where the subscription money goes! 
 
Not bad.  They didn't once rap "and I'm here to say."
TrueEnglishGenton Oct. 7, 2009 at 8:55 a.m.
This is simply wonderful.... all I can think is why? Though surely rapping doesn't need reasoning. 
Soviet666on Oct. 7, 2009 at 9 a.m.
Start your day? It's 18:00 :P
HT101on Oct. 7, 2009 at 9:01 a.m.
I first downloaded the podcast and then came here.  What a way to start the day.  And now to make your day even better, here's this:
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CbbtIoUceI
 
I don't know how to embed videos on this site so here's a link instead.
Kohe321on Oct. 7, 2009 at 9:02 a.m.
Awesome!
Fleafaon Oct. 7, 2009 at 9:03 a.m.
Awesome.
W0lfbl1tzerson Oct. 7, 2009 at 9:05 a.m.
  
  
@HT101: 
Ladnaron Oct. 7, 2009 at 9:05 a.m.

almost makes me want to reopen my eve accts... whole new respect lol
LaszloKovacson Oct. 7, 2009 at 9:06 a.m.
"woop woop / that's the sound of the space police" totally did it for me.
MattBodega moderator on Oct. 7, 2009 at 9:11 a.m.
Man......CCP is awesome.

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