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    PixelJunk Eden

    Game » consists of 4 releases. Released Jul 31, 2008

    This is the third PixelJunk game on PSN -- a unique take on the platforming genre. It features swing physics, trophy support, and YouTube video recording/uploading.

    The Lazy Gamer: Pixeljunk Eden

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    #1  Edited By turboman
    What is the Lazy Gamer?
     It's an article I'm doing to show whether or not a game is worth the purchase due to it's easyness to get trophies. The easier the trophies, the higher the score. It's sarcastic and easy to read for those gamers that don't really care about the game, they just want to boost their ranks with trophies

    What the hell is Pixeljunk Eden?
    A videogame where you play as a little thing that swings around plants and shit and collects spectra, whatever the hell that is.

    Who's it made by?
    Q-Games, not the guys that made the Lumines, the ones that's led by the dude who made Starfox

    Would you kindly list the trophies?
    http://ah.roosterteeth.com/games/pixeljunkeden/

    How many easy trophies are there?
    You get a bronze for seeding every plant in a garden for each of the ten levels, which you shouldn't have a problem getting untill Garden 5 and up. You get one for getting a spectra in each garden, which is relatvely easy(though takes about 6 hours to unlock each garden). You'll probably get a Combo Ten sometime throughout the game. It's relatively easy to get a trophy for Full Clearing the first garden within 10 minutes. You can get the Fifteen Crystal's Trophy from watching this video here: http://www.giantbomb.com/pixeljunk-eden/61-21181/video-walkthrough-15-crystals-in-one-jump/35-10298/#2

    Ok, what's the trophies that I should just forget about waisting my time on?
    All Seeds from Garden 6 up would be a bitch to get(but doable), All Spectra found in the entire game would be nothing but a waiste of time. Forget about Combo Fifteen. I tried to get the Hundred Thousander and 500 Dead Pollen, but after thirty minutes of non stop swinging, I gave up. Zero Pollen wasted is doable, but it takes skill and patience, and Three Play Ping Pong requires two other skilled players, fuck that.

    Is the game atleast fun?
    It can certainly get addictive after a while, and the gameplay's good enough that you will become frustrated, but you know it was your mistake. It's worth the ten bucks

    I hate math, can you put all of the easy ones from the total ones in a donominator form?

    Easy - 9 / 20 - Total
    19 Bronze
    1 Silver
    0 Gold
    0 Platinum

    Overall Score:  4.5/10

    (note, this is purposefully sarcastic, and just something new I'm trying out, the point is, I love Eden, but the trophies are pretty hard, so it gets a shitty score)
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    #2  Edited By Solid_SnakeXx

    any europeans wanna try accounts?

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    #3  Edited By PenguinNerd

    Very nice review.....sounds like a Lazy Gamer with the whole....It's hard just forget about it. :D

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    #4  Edited By turboman
    Solid_SnakeXx said:
    "any europeans wanna try accounts?"

    Do you mean trade accounts Solid_SnakeXx?
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    #5  Edited By turboman

    just a poll:

    Should I do more?

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    #6  Edited By PenguinNerd
    TurboMan said:
    "just a poll:

    Should I do more?"
    Yes.
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    #7  Edited By Mattzz10
    TurboMan said:
    "just a poll:

    Should I do more?"
    It's a pretty unique review.  You could do an uncharted one too.
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    #8  Edited By turboman
    Mattzz10 said:
    "TurboMan said:
    "just a poll:

    Should I do more?"
    It's a pretty unique review.  You could do an uncharted one too."

    if more people respond to it :)
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    #9  Edited By thelastguy

    Looks like I will not be buying it :P

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    #10  Edited By turboman
    thelastguy said:
    "Looks like I will not be buying it :P"

    yes, IMO It's the worst game out of the three games with trophies in it so far, definantly don't recommend picking it up. Fun as hell though... real shame trophies aren't worth it
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    #11  Edited By LiquidPrince

    Lazy gamer for the win?

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    #12  Edited By AaronBelfast

    Thanks for the info even if you just could've said the game was shit!

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    #13  Edited By turboman

    no, the game is pretty awesome....

    it's just Trophies are hard

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