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June 30, 2009
ArtG commented on Darro's Topic Darro's Pickups 29/6/09 4:42PM
Holy shit. I clicked into this and said..."Yeah, sorry Moore...not going to watch a 30 minute video...Wait...just a damn minute!"

June 28, 2009
ArtG commented on DBoy's Topic Some Reviews & A Bit Of News 8:55PM
Tiger Woods floored me. Never thought I'd enjoy a golf game as much as I have. Though, I'm guessing the chatter with Edna Poirier has something to do with it.

June 24, 2009
ArtG commented on brooklyngrenade's Topic What the Hell Happened to Max?! 11:04AM
I love Max's look. Those screens are gorgeous.

June 21, 2009
ArtG commented on jimb0's Topic Video Update? 8:55PM
I'm in love.

ArtG added a blog How My Dad Ruined Zelda For Me, Or How My Father Turned Me to Vid 8:42PM
Here's a little Father's Day article I wrote. I'll just post it in full here instead of being a shill for once. (JUST ONCE!) Hope you enjoy:Gaming has always held a special place in my heart. For as long as I can remember, a controller has never been too far out of reach. Over the years my gaming interest has ramped up and waned when other interests took up time, ...
June 18, 2009
ArtG commented on ArtG's Topic Who Wants to Talk Some Mass Effect? 9:04AM
@Mordukai:Glad that you enjoyed reading it. :) Might go ahead an upload it to the wikia as well. Why aren't you enjoying the rest of what the Xbox 360 has to offer? There are plenty of games out there for it.

ArtG commented on ArtG's Topic Who Wants to Talk Some Mass Effect? 5:59AM
Alpha:Thanks for the kind words. :)But yeah, I was going to talk about the Mako in the article, but when I really thought about it -- outside frustrating turret shooting (My cursor is on the guy, why isn't he dying?!)...I'm not sure they're going to be able to fix the Mako all that much, unless they fix the planets first. Most of the side planets, like I said, are mountanious ...

June 17, 2009
ArtG commented on ArtG's Topic Who Wants to Talk Some Mass Effect? 7:09PM
Zombie:Solution--play it again! :P

ArtG commented on ArtG's Topic Who Wants to Talk Some Mass Effect? 4:27PM
Jeust: What did you like in particular about the missions though? Did you feel that the gameplay was solid enough and the enemies fun/challenging enough to take them at face value? As for the planets themselves, I just wish I could feel the same way. Obviously, they have a limited amount of time and they have to ship a product at the end of the day. However, I think if ...

ArtG commented on ArtG's Topic Who Wants to Talk Some Mass Effect? 3:18PM
@Darro:Yeah, I think the voice acting was pretty good. Keith David did a great job as Captain Anderson, and Seth Green delivered some good lines as Joker. I'm not sure who the rest of the cast is in terms of their voice talent, but Wrex's voice actor brought that character to life. So good.@Jeust: http://www.endsights.com/2009/06/17/lttp-mass-effect/That's the direct link. Don't know why the bit.ly link instead working, but that's cool.@Luke:All apologies.

ArtG added a blog Who Wants to Talk Some Mass Effect? 1:07PM
Earlier today, I wrote a massive article on Mass Effect. It examines mostly the story of the game, what I thought worked, what I thought didn't, and what could be improved. For anyone out there in the community who has played Mass Effect, I hope you join in the conversation about the game. (Or hey, at least read my blabbings on it and maybe reconsider your views on the title!)Hope ...
June 13, 2009
ArtG commented on brooklyngrenade's Topic Stupid Crashes... 5:19PM
Thank you computer crash!Ishmael on camera = (mmm)

June 8, 2009
  • June 8, 2009 - 9:14 a.m.
    ArtG just commented on BlastProcessing's Topic - Stuttering Craig Trolls Gamespot
    High talk from a guy that does a bunch of top ten lists.

  • Added by ArtG on June 21, 2009

    Here's a little Father's Day article I wrote. I'll just post it in full here instead of being a shill for once. (JUST ONCE!) Hope you enjoy:

    Gaming has always held a special place in my heart. For as long as I can remember, a controller has never been too far out of reach. Over the years my gaming interest has ramped up and waned when other interests took up time, but even if I haven’t always been a “core” gamer, playing some form of a video game has been a constant throughout my life. On this Father’s Day, I think I know why that is – my Pops.

    My father wasn’t and still isn’t your most technologically sound person. At the ripe age of 67 with about eight years of Internet experience under his belt, he knows what a processor, RAM, and hard drives are and how to install them – but he still hunts and pecks away at his keyboard and doesn’t have a clue what blogging, Twitter or Facebook even are. But even before his foray into the Internet, this old disabled Vietnam veteran introduced me to a hobby that I can truly say I adore to this day – video games.

    Despite my dad providing for me, my mom and my two sisters on a monthly disability check, he still found a way to get me a couple of the video games that I wanted, the consoles to play them, and of course, my dear subscription to Nintendo Power. It started with the Nintendo Entertainment System, moved onto the Super NES and all the way to the amazing 3D world of the Nintendo 64. Yes, I was a Nintendo kid through and through – and one game that was a constant for me throughout all of the three systems was The Legend of Zelda.

    The Legend of Zelda franchise happens to be my dad’s favorite game series – and the only game series he will actually play to this day. And perhaps because of my dad, Zelda is a series I cannot usually get excited for. When I was a young pup, he had me play through the NES Legend of Zelda; but there was an incentive at the end – a real life achievement or trophy upon completion of the game: I would get to open my birthday present early.

    I don’t know about you, but that game was effin’ hard, especially when I was only 7 or 8 years old at the time. I don’t remember the particular room or dungeon – I think it was Level 6 – where there was a room of a seemingly insurmountable enemies. After about two hours of consistent dying, crying and controller tossing, I finally solved it and had broken through. To this day, defeating that level, and eventually the game, remains the pinnacle of my gaming conquests. And hey, receiving a Sony Walkman at the end of it all didn’t hurt matters either.

    A Link to the Past came and went, as did Ocarina of Time, but after those games, I think my experience of trudging through The Legend of Zelda on the NES permanently scarred me from loving Zelda. When I bought my Nintendo Wii at launch, the first game I might have grabbed was The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, but it was never really intended for me. I purchased it with the knowledge that I’d never complete it, but that the true Zelda fanatic in the Green household would tear through it with ease. He’s beaten the game completely four or five times now, obtaining every piece of heart on every playthrough. True to form, I cannot bring myself to reach the conclusion even once.

    Even though he might have ruined a franchise beloved by many, he also introduced me to the world of video games. For that, I am eternally grateful.

    Happy Father’s Day, Pop.




    Added by ArtG on June 17, 2009

    Earlier today, I wrote a massive article on Mass Effect. It examines mostly the story of the game, what I thought worked, what I thought didn't, and what could be improved. For anyone out there in the community who has played Mass Effect, I hope you join in the conversation about the game. (Or hey, at least read my blabbings on it and maybe reconsider your views on the title!)

    Hope to engage you in the comments here or in the article!


    Added by ArtG on May 29, 2009

    Well, another blog from Greeno. Nothing all too special going on with me, outside of a couple of new reviews that I promised last blog. (And I'm sure you were holding your breath to read!)

    Terminator Salvation and Battlestations: Pacific.

    Long story short--Both games have some merit, but both received 6s due to different flaws in each of them. Terminator Salvation was an enjoyable ride, but was mind-bogglingly brief. Like--3 hours brief. Yeah. $60 for that? Hard to recommend. Battlestations: Pacific just ran out of steam at about the half-way point and just ended up being a chore to play. When it was on, though, it held some pretty fun moments.

    Anyways, look for a Red Faction: Guerrilla review on Monday or Tuesday. I've played a couple hours of it so far and it is definitely a lot of fun.

    Take care!


    Added by ArtG on May 26, 2009

    So, a couple of things have happened since the last time I blogged. Chiefly among them, I reviewed two games: Patapon 2 and UFC: Undisputed.

    If you'd rather not read my long-winded observations on those two titles, the much shorter version is that I enjoyed my time with both games, but UFC: Undisputed was the better game.

    I've got another review coming in the near future--Battlestations: Pacific. Probably will have that out by Thursday, seeing how the Cavs/Magic game ruined a lot of my alloted gameplay time I was hoping to get in with the game. On the review horizon, Terminator Salvation and Red Faction: Guerrilla should be coming over the weekend or next week, pending on when I receive review code. Super, super excited about Red Faction: Guerrilla.

    Take care, folks!


    Added by ArtG on May 22, 2009

    I finished Plants vs. Zombies yesterday and reviewed it today, which you can read here:

    I've been getting a bit more heavily into obtaining review code from developers and publishers for the site, so I unfortunately have yet to start on Blue Dragon. I'm not sure if I'll be able to get started on it this weekend with Patapon 2, Battlestations: Pacific and UFC: Undisputed all on my plate to review and Red Faction: Guerrilla looming next week.

    I've been reading a little bit as well--I just finished Tipping Point--fantastic read. Very interesting, engaging and insightful looks different social epidemics and how fashion trends, teenage smoking, kids shows, best-selling books etc., "tip" and become phenonmenal successes and the types of people that help said social trends perpetuate and grow.

    I'm now on How We Decide. I've yet to start it, but I've heard a little bit about it on the Out of the Game Podcast (featuring former 1UPers Jeff Green, Shawn Elliott, Luke Smith, as well as freelancer Robert Ashley and former game journalist turned consultant, N'Gai Croal.) The book deals with cognition and, if the title wasn't a dead giveaway, the processes people make when they make decisions. Should be an interesting read.


    ArtG's Reviews
    A Console Strategy Game That Works! (X360)
    Staring at the clock, you consider starting another match. “Hey, I’ll just set things up for when I play tomorrow!” you say. Three hours later, you’ve finished another Civilization Revolution match, and you’re left wondering where the time went. Sounds like a Civilization game, doesn’t it? If you’re a veteran ...
    Reviewed by ArtG on July 21, 2008

    2 out of 2 found this review helpful.
    Intense Gameplay Steals the Show (PS3)
    Bullets whiz over your prone body as you sneak through the forest. Mortar fire can be heard in the distance, screeching above. The mortar strikes the ground with force, kicking up dust, dirt and debris, eliciting a wince. You keep going–after all, you’ve got a job to do. You continue ...
    Reviewed by ArtG on July 21, 2008
    Deadliest Catch: Alaskan Storm (X360)
    Ice chunks form on all sides of your ship, commanding all the attention of your crew for the task at hand. The quota has to be filled, but your boat also needs to stay afloat, so your crew is safe from your wrath–for now. After the ice has been cleared ...
    Reviewed by ArtG on July 21, 2008

    1 out of 1 found this review helpful.


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