I purchased Microsoft's new gimmick, Kinect, instantly after it was released. I personally found it very dull and frustrating, for so many reasons, most importantly because of my 300lbs weigh. 

I haven't yet mentioned that  I have 4 wives. Well, I have 4 wives. All of them under 20 (I'm 25). I forbade all of them except the youngest, from playing video games because that's not what women are made for. But when I let the youngest one play Kinect Adventures in exchange of advancing the anal-night, I find here very happy, happier than the day I married here when she was 9.  Now our married life has been hugely improved, thanks to this magical gadget by Microsoft.
 
Thanks, MS!

I, uh...um.
 
Oh dear.  Think I better flag this.

Yeah... I'm with Hailinel, this has got to be stopped.

I need Sweep to explain this.Because this is beyond me.

Please refrain from spamming the forums with nonsense.