To honor the release of Tony Hawk: RIDE, a premature baby with fetal alcohol poisoning, it's head rolling back and forth on it's shoulders, it not understanding it's place in this cruel and unrepentant world I have created this list. Enjoy.
Now you can be comfortable, See the entire room you occupy and feel superior than everyone else in it.
You haven't thought about it till I made this list, but you know I'm right.
This old shit is is done. It's just done.
Because this gross crap doesn't deserve to be anywhere else. What kind of animal did this come from?
Dude! Because then you could see right down her top!
