Heyo,

So, those who watched Ubisoft's E3 press conference last year might remember this witty fellow. A bunch of YouTube parodies sprung up based on him, but even after one year, there was no dubstep remix. Naturally, I had to step in to correct this. Hope you enjoy (Warning: HEAVY DROP):

Cheers duders!

Thanks for reminding me of this when I just got over how bad last year's E3 was, dick.

:p

@FluxWaveZ: Man, that's great. People should make more oldskool jungle remixes.

@dudeglove said:

I'm still pissed this guy can't have a wiki entry. If horseshit testers can, I don't see how obnoxious promo people can't.

Yep

I'm still pissed this guy can't have a wiki entry. If horseshit testers can, I don't see how obnoxious promo people can't.

I'd love to see any remixes from Konami's E3 press event two years ago (the embarrassing one with "one million troops. Wow!" and the awkward dance game presentation). That'd make me squirm with awkward delight.

@Hailinel said:

@dudeglove

I'm still pissed this guy can't have a wiki entry. If horseshit testers can, I don't see how obnoxious promo people can't.

Because Mr. Caffeine isn't credited in any games. And I take offense to your stance on testers, given that I worked in game testing for several years and only one of the companies I contracted under actually credited me for the time I put in. So really, you can suck it if you don't like it. Testers get enough shit as it is without petty shit jabs like the one you threw.

@TurboMan@dudeglove said:

@bonorbitz said:

I'd love to see any remixes from Konami's E3 press event two years ago (the embarrassing one with "one million troops. Wow!" and the awkward dance game presentation). That'd make me squirm with awkward delight.

You're in luck, courtesy of GB's very own TurboMan (it's not dubstep, but whatever).

Oh my god. What a shit show that was! It was so terrible it almost felt... intentional. Now wonder Konami skipped it last year and went with a pre-recorded video instead. Nice work TurboMan!

@Hailinel said:

@dudeglove

I'm still pissed this guy can't have a wiki entry. If horseshit testers can, I don't see how obnoxious promo people can't.

Because Mr. Caffeine isn't credited in any games. And I take offense to your stance on testers, given that I worked in game testing for several years and only one of the companies I contracted under actually credited me for the time I put in. So really, you can suck it if you don't like it. Testers get enough shit as it is without petty shit jabs like the one you threw.

Yah, I have never been a tester, but they are not the ones to blame if your game is crap.

Also that Desmond's Curse, was it?

@dudeglove: I caught it when it was "live" last year. It wasn't as much as a trainwreck as the year before but it felt awkward nonetheless.

Man, I don't know if it's nostalgia-tinted glasses but WTF happened to Konami since their golden era of the 80s and 90s?

@dudeglove: @bonorbitz: I have been summoned!