You should write about me, my life is very interesting.

I was born and raised a hamburger. I have a wide range of exotic sexually transmitted infections, a morbid fascination with zombies, and an addiction to alcohol. Also, I'm a secret agent.

Incidentally, if you want to create a thread then you should write some more stuff in the original post. This ain't twitter, boyo!

You now writing a story? That's awesome little buddy.

A Serbian Story

this is a joke

"No, John. You are the demons." 
 
That is what this thread reminds me of.

Monkey finds pants. Monkey investigates pants for three weeks before working out how to wear pants. Monkey puts on pants and goes into town, where monkey is mistaken for human and is invited to party. Monkey attends party, gets drunk and rips a guy's scalp off. Hilarity ensues.

Write about a budding writer who has to overcome terrible grammar.

Just write. Who cares what it's about?

This seems all too familiar.

I wait with bated breath about a story that involves llamas.

I hope you write it better than your thread title

Well, there's a dude. He's a ninja. The other ninjas doesn't like him, because he is a robot. But when Stalin attacks Ninja Town, Robot Ninja Dude needs to fight Undead Stalin and save Ninja Town ! But Robot Ninja Dude needs a Magic Hammer to defeat Undead Stalin. Said Magic Hammer is in a giant tower protected by a dinossaur, a giant schoolgirl, a Dragon-Platypus, a bear made of beartraps and the ultimate ninja master: Ninjesus.

So, there's this dude. His parents go away overseas for work purposes so he moves to a small town and lives with his uncle and his cousin. Then, he realizes he can jump into televisions to fight monsters, so he gets all his friends together and they jump in there to save people who are being thrown in by an evil murderer man. On the way, he learns the value of friendship and grows closer to all his classmates. Then, his parents come back and he moves back home and forgets anything ever happened.  Also, he's a mute. Keep that in mind.

So, there's this dude. His parents go away overseas for work purposes so he moves to a small town and lives with his uncle and his cousin. Then, he realizes he can jump into televisions to fight monsters, so he gets all his friends together and they jump in there to save people who are being thrown in by an evil murderer man. On the way, he learns the value of friendship and grows closer to all his classmates. Then, his parents come back and he moves back home and forgets anything ever happened. 
 
Also, he's a mute. Keep that in mind.

LOL. Grammar fail in title and he wants to be an author.

You open on a lone soldier walking through a desert. The year: 1861. The place: MARS!

This seems all too familiar.

How about this, a story where talking animals live on an island but one day a monster comes and tries to kill the animals and take the island, and the two animals that hate each other have to fight the monster after all the other llamas run away?

You off good start

I relized i messed up. How about this, a story where talking animals live on an island but one day a monster comes and tries to kill the animals and take the island, and the two animals that hate each other have to fight the monster after all the other llamas run away?

Yes.

write about somebody who likes a website like giantbomb, and then starts stalking the host, *cough* jeff *cough*.

I'm sure this thread existed, like, a year ago...
 
...and all the responses were word-for-word the same.
 
Including this one.
 
*explodes*

opps, i was thinking about llamas

Perhaps you could write it about a young idealist who commits suicide. It could be, just for example, because he is forced by a forum thread title to face the fact that very few people in the world seem to care about intellectual rigor, even in the very activities that they are taking on for their own pleasure.

EDIT: Why do I let myself get baited by these things?

I relized i messed up. How about this, a story where talking animals live on an island but one day a monster comes and tries to kill the animals and take the island, and the two animals that hate each other have to fight the monster after all the other llamas run away?

A boy moves to a rural town from the city and gains the power to go inside televisions.

You can start by investing in a deep character method by focusing on actual details of the persons life as if he were real. A great author doesn't just write down a novel, he creates the world around him so when he pulls the information to connect plots in his story, not only are they already there just waiting to be plucked, but have been creating a life of their own through the history and lore the author created.

I am an aspiring author so I wanted that to sound fancy. If you don't like fancy, it means instead of focusing on a story, create characters and a world, and the story will unfold for you.

Write about a budding writer who has to overcome terrible grammar.

Good you try that. Idea is story to write story. 

I will sell you an idea for a novel for fifty bucks.

Make a story about a Japanese school girl dinosaur who needs to gain acceptance among her peers.

Come up with your own idea. :P

I'll only support this idea if you recognize the title for this thread is incorrect, grammatically.

Get a writing buddy

You want write story. Me no read it.

ideas for a story

So wait...You want to write a story but you want us to come up with the story? or do you want tips on how to write? I'm confused D:

^. If you have any ideas please tell me.