oK well this is my first blog and I thought I'd blog about this past month
well..my dads been freakishly akward to be around..and its weird cause
my dad just cannot!! pronounce words right,he was ordering something
and told the lady he wants an anus burger! and then he was ordering something else
and he sounded like he said horney..this was on seperate occasions 
oh and from KFC he was getting wedges and told the person can I get some wedgies
Im just like "Dad please!! pronounce something right!" he always says
But "I did" lol I need to get my dad in some claases and teach
that dude how to talk!  =P 
 
 
anyways...I was going into bestbuy
you see me and my family are what you call window shoppers
and we go out all the time mainly just to look around! 

well Im looking around and I decided that I wanted to do like
a weird british accent so Im walking around saying "Hello Mate"
which I think isnt from england LOL and this little kids are like
"Wow that girls accents so cool" and I felt awesome,I have no idea why
but it felt good to be from a diff country! Anyways this prego ladies talking to me
and shes like "Aww the clothes are so adorable" and I stop my british accent
Im just like "Yea they are..Im expecting to" so she asks me when and I told her
in "10months!" how retarded am I??? I really wasnt thinking..
 
Edit: I almost forgot as we were leaving the store right infront theres like
these 2 huge dudes! and theyre getting ready to fight! and there cursing
and the security gaurds this little old man! so its like wtf is he gonna do!
sheesh walmart needs smart thinkers like meee *JUIIIICCCCY*
anyways yea Im off to play l4d Now
 
1st blog is officially over!! I might do it again! =]

Im pretty sure Ive mentally suffered from reading this lol but no less than anything else on the internet ;) While I should probably complain that you seem to think "British" and "English" are interchangable that would be pretty standard of me and should be a moot point by now, instead ill say next time try your best scottish accent. Regardless of if its factually accurate as long as you try hard it usually gets a laugh :). Though they are quite stereotypicall heavy accents, mostly because its a sketch comedy focusing on a particuler region and as such it almost compress's itself, these videos should provide good inspiration if you wish to try an accent again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLxLmFhROqY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3TQHLUENc0

Or indeed any "Chewin' the Fat" videos.

Though as a side note, why does your profile picture look so angry and why does it feel so familer when I have never seen you before lol

There's no such thing a a "British accent" ! Why are Americans so dumb when it comes to the geography and cultures of others around the world?.  lol, anyway, bye bye Kelly O lookalike.

Freud would have something interesting to say about the "Anus Burger" Slip.