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Yeah son. Bonsai.

That's right. Bonsai.

I'm not sure what got me in to the idea of caring for bonsai. I've always thought they looked cool, as I'm sure some of you do as well, but figured they were for retirees with too much time and not enough hobbies.

Oddly enough, I think it all started with me watching Hot Fuzz. In the movie Simon Pegg mentions that his beloved Peace Lily helps oxygenate the room and helps him think. I looked around my room and thought "Huh. Apart from the bacteria growing in those half-drunk cans of coke, I'm the only living thing in here." Thus I went to a local nursery and picked up a peace lily. I figured I'd probably end up killing it pretty quickly, but the thing absolutely thrived. Unfortunately when I moved house I took it with me, and a wallaby ate it. I went on with my life plantless for quite a while.

 That is until Flower came out! Flower seemed to rekindle that desire to have living things around me. I suddenly felt sad at the lack of greenery around my room and around my city, so I decided to pop out and buy another peace lily. Unfortunately nowhere I went seemed to have any. It was one one of these trips to a nursery that I discovered a little enclosure with bamboo tables covered in young bonsai. There were also some pretty awesome midi versions of songs by The Beatles playing from a speaker nearby. I did a bit of research of which type of Bonsai would grow indoors and could take a lot of mistreating, and picked up a Banyan Fig. I later discovered it's pretty much the most popular tree to train as a bonsai, for the exact reasons I wanted it. It's been hanging out with me at work for the last year and a half. Hasn't changed much size-wise, but I've managed to reduce the leaf size a fair bit.

 Serissa Foetida. My favorite, because it actually looks like a bonsai.
 Serissa Foetida. My favorite, because it actually looks like a bonsai.
 Two regular-ass plants I'm trying to train as bonsai. Big one is some type of juniper. Small one is a Cotoneaster.
 Two regular-ass plants I'm trying to train as bonsai. Big one is some type of juniper. Small one is a Cotoneaster.
Since then I've bought two other proper bonsai. I got a Juniperus Squamata which isn't pictured because I think I may have killed it. I didn't pay much attention to it and it went from a lovely green to an awful brown colour. I've since trimmed it all back and I'm hoping through regular watering and less full-on sunshine it'll come back. If not - lesson learned.

A second purchased one is just to the right. It's a Serissa Foetida. Apparently the leaves smell like dead flesh if you crush them, hence the "foetida" part of it's name. It's currently thriving, but it wasn't always so. When I got it, it was going fairly average. Had some foliage, but some of it was a bit yellow, and it was pretty sparse. I took it home and had it in my room next to a window, but its condition worsened. It was then that I finally learned my lesson about trying to keep outdoor plants inside. Just don't do it. I turned it over to my father to handle for a while, and since then it's been going awesome. I reclaimed it today. I'm going to do right by it. Also I'm aware there are weeds in the pot. I kinda like the overgrown look. Purists would probably spit on me.

So yeah. Thems my bonsai. I'm trying to incorporate more things into my life that I can do to relax, because I get the feeling if I can slow myself down at the end of the day by watering some plants, and reading a book as I admire them, I'll live a more peaceful life.

Anyone else in to bonsai? o.O
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That's right. Bonsai.

I'm not sure what got me in to the idea of caring for bonsai. I've always thought they looked cool, as I'm sure some of you do as well, but figured they were for retirees with too much time and not enough hobbies.

Oddly enough, I think it all started with me watching Hot Fuzz. In the movie Simon Pegg mentions that his beloved Peace Lily helps oxygenate the room and helps him think. I looked around my room and thought "Huh. Apart from the bacteria growing in those half-drunk cans of coke, I'm the only living thing in here." Thus I went to a local nursery and picked up a peace lily. I figured I'd probably end up killing it pretty quickly, but the thing absolutely thrived. Unfortunately when I moved house I took it with me, and a wallaby ate it. I went on with my life plantless for quite a while.

 That is until Flower came out! Flower seemed to rekindle that desire to have living things around me. I suddenly felt sad at the lack of greenery around my room and around my city, so I decided to pop out and buy another peace lily. Unfortunately nowhere I went seemed to have any. It was one one of these trips to a nursery that I discovered a little enclosure with bamboo tables covered in young bonsai. There were also some pretty awesome midi versions of songs by The Beatles playing from a speaker nearby. I did a bit of research of which type of Bonsai would grow indoors and could take a lot of mistreating, and picked up a Banyan Fig. I later discovered it's pretty much the most popular tree to train as a bonsai, for the exact reasons I wanted it. It's been hanging out with me at work for the last year and a half. Hasn't changed much size-wise, but I've managed to reduce the leaf size a fair bit.

 Serissa Foetida. My favorite, because it actually looks like a bonsai.
 Serissa Foetida. My favorite, because it actually looks like a bonsai.
 Two regular-ass plants I'm trying to train as bonsai. Big one is some type of juniper. Small one is a Cotoneaster.
 Two regular-ass plants I'm trying to train as bonsai. Big one is some type of juniper. Small one is a Cotoneaster.
Since then I've bought two other proper bonsai. I got a Juniperus Squamata which isn't pictured because I think I may have killed it. I didn't pay much attention to it and it went from a lovely green to an awful brown colour. I've since trimmed it all back and I'm hoping through regular watering and less full-on sunshine it'll come back. If not - lesson learned.

A second purchased one is just to the right. It's a Serissa Foetida. Apparently the leaves smell like dead flesh if you crush them, hence the "foetida" part of it's name. It's currently thriving, but it wasn't always so. When I got it, it was going fairly average. Had some foliage, but some of it was a bit yellow, and it was pretty sparse. I took it home and had it in my room next to a window, but its condition worsened. It was then that I finally learned my lesson about trying to keep outdoor plants inside. Just don't do it. I turned it over to my father to handle for a while, and since then it's been going awesome. I reclaimed it today. I'm going to do right by it. Also I'm aware there are weeds in the pot. I kinda like the overgrown look. Purists would probably spit on me.

So yeah. Thems my bonsai. I'm trying to incorporate more things into my life that I can do to relax, because I get the feeling if I can slow myself down at the end of the day by watering some plants, and reading a book as I admire them, I'll live a more peaceful life.

Anyone else in to bonsai? o.O
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Love them bonsai!  :-)

And if you're looking for relaxing activities, have you ever considered playing the yidaki aka didgeridoo?

The vibration is great for your sinuses, and the circular breathing has a yogic quality that really mellows you out. In warmer weather, I like to play at night by a fire pit on a corner of the property. (I live in the mountains.)

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The best I do is cacti.


And even then they seem to die.


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The rom on my phone is called Bonsai.
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Bonsai actually don't take a whole lot of effort to care for compared to your garden variety houseplants.  However, take note:
DO NOT leave them in the sun too much.  They WILL dry out and feel like a porcupine and then die.  :(

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I had an awesome one, that my aunt let die when I asked her to take care of it over summer break. Never tried after that.

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If you took a bonsai and planted it ouside in the ground would it grow into a full size tree?
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@RudeJohn said:

" Love them bonsai!  :-)And if you're looking for relaxing activities, have you ever considered playing the yidaki aka didgeridoo? The vibration is great for your sinuses, and the circular breathing has a yogic quality that really mellows you out. In warmer weather, I like to play at night by a fire pit on a corner of the property. (I live in the mountains.) "

I'm not a particularly musical guy, and I live in the city, so that one is probably out. Though I understand that I wouldn't necessarily have to be interested in making music to get a worthwhile experience out of it.

Although, if I lived in the mountains and could have a fire pit going, there's no way I wouldn't give it a go. 


@melcene said:

" Bonsai actually don't take a whole lot of effort to care for compared to your garden variety houseplants.  However, take note: DO NOT leave them in the sun too much.  They WILL dry out and feel like a porcupine and then die.  :( "

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what happened to the juniper I had/have/we'll see if it comes back from the brink.

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" If you took a bonsai and planted it ouside in the ground would it grow into a full size tree? "

You betcha. Bonsai are just regular-ass trees that get confined to a smaller pot or tray. By limiting the root growth and pruning the branches you can keep it at a small size. You can also cut off all the leaves regularly, which makes them grow back smaller, though it takes a lot of time.
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I've had 2, and both died horrible and tragic deaths. One was flooded when I asked my brother to take care of it for a few days. The other was decimated by spider mites.

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Interesting.

I have no idea where there could be a place in St. Louis that sells Bonsais.

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@skittles said:
"Unfortunately when I moved house I took it with me, and a wallaby ate it."
Had to stop reading and laugh for a while after reading this.

I'm not into Bonsai but I have a pretty decent Cacti collection which I have been maintaining for about 14 or 15 years now. My dad bought me one originally because my parents were split and it was something that could survive without me constantly being around to look after it. Since then I have bought 5 or 6 more and keep them around for exactly the same reason - it's just nice having some living stuff in the room, and the colours brighten up the place as well. I still have my original Cactus and it's grown into a bit of a monster. It actually got so big that I had to stick wooden restraints around it to prop it up. They are pretty much perfect for my lifestyle as I often forget to feed myself, let alone my plants, so a normal plant would be dead within a week.

I actually keep them on my windowstill, and frequently prick myself whenever I need to close the window or turn off my reading light (also on the windowstill). Or when I'm drunk. 

So... pretty frequently :D
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@skittles said:

"Unfortunately when I moved house I took it with me, and a wallaby ate it."

Someone seriously needs to make a t-shirt that says "Wallaby ate my bonsai!" (I know it was a peace lily, but it sounds funnier)
I've tried keeping bonsai, or at least small trees on two occasions and they just keep dying. First was an olive tree that I must've over-watered because it rotted...second was a mini-orange that I have no idea what went wrong with, had it for 2 years, then during the second winter it lost all its leaves (it had lost most of them the first winter so I didn't think much of it) but then they never came back. No idea what happened, didn't change any routines so if my treatment was at fault it should have shown up earlier I think. Ah well, stupid trees!

I'm sticking with my regular plants for a while now. Succulent plants are a good idea otherwise if you're not too good at keeping things alive (I've got a 50/50 spread at home). They're the plants with really thick leaves for containing lots of moisture. Cacti fit in there as well I think.

Also, keep in mind that you'll probably need to replant your little friends once a year (or every other). They suck all the nutrients out of the earth they're in and it needs to be replaced. Sure you can add nutrients to the water but it's not the same. (Come to think of it, wonder if this is why my orange tree died..huh)

Glad to see I'm not the only one who has found a love for plants, but still has a very tentative grasp of how it's done ;)
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Wow, never knew they could grow into big trees. I've always wanted one, ever since I found out about them. Check out bonsai barber, you might like it.