Allow Me To Introduce Myself
By Tuddlesworth 44 Comments
The name is Tuddlesworth and I love video games. After I watched a great deal of content, I decided to create a profile and post on the forums. I'm sure that you've noticed that I'm not good at this whole blogging deal, but I'll get better.
I actually bought Farnsworth's hat from a Build-A-Bear at a nearby shopping mall. You should have seen the look on the vendor's face when I told her that all I wanted was the top hat, the bears can go burn in Libya. Too soon, I suppose.
A constituent of mine had the audacity to tell me that I overdress. After I told him that I enjoy looking my best, he replied, "but we're at freaking Chili's, bro". Due to his poor grooming skills, the waitress gave me more Dr. Pepper refills. That's what he gets for wearing a V-neck and skinny jeans.
Well, that's all for now. Thank you for reading.
