Ugh, seriously. So many things wrong with this, not the least of which how do you eat hot pockets and play games? Greasy ass fingers and you'll have to race to the bathroom in ten minutes as you body attempts to violently expel that garbage from your body.
 

Well, Hot Pockets suck, And so does MLG so I guess it works

No.

ha, that is funny. hot pockets are just meh. MLG is ur typical stereotype of nerds playing video games. i don't really find them all that great.

Those feel so good to masturbate with.

" ha, that is funny. hot pockets are just meh. MLG is ur typical stereotype of nerds playing video games. i don't really find them all that great. "

Ah hot pockets, 50% lard, 50% cheese, 50% meat shit.

" Ah hot pockets, 50% lard, 50% cheese, 50% meat shit. "

God damnit.

Jim Gaffigan said it best when he called them "Toilet Pockets". Truthfully, they're a pretty underwhelming snack, give me a Jamaican beef patty any day. As for MLG, well come on, who even takes that seriously?

" Those feel so good to masturbate with. "

Hot pockets and MLG do suck major donkey dick, but those pizzaronie things are fucking awesome! I still however would never eat a hot pocket if my life depended on it, those things are disgusting on so many levels.

" @FartyMcNarly said:

" Those feel so good to masturbate with. "

I prefer them as slightly warm pockets in that case. "